Part 2 delayed a bit.

Sorry about that. Hey, at least you have a preview. It's expected to go out tomorrow if I have a good day. So, just pray. LOL

First Part is online!

CHECK IT OUT NOW! First part is now available HERE.

Tell me if it's really corny.

Wondering why I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.

Yes! It's happening again! The Matrix!

Okay, here's my new story. In here

First part goes online tonight! So better check it out.

Yes, a mission from GOD.

Guys, I had the craziest idea. While I was watching Disturbia I got really hungry. Remember the part when the cop ate that ENORMOUS cheeseburger? Well, I wanted an ENORMOUS cheeseburger too. But there was nothing in the house. The only thing I could eat were the 30 BARS OF HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE that were lying on the freezer. But, that's not a cheeseburger. But hey! That's another story. LOL

Here's the real story. I was thinking of making a book. But since I don't have the funding to make a decent book, I thought about the internets. Yes, the Holy Bible's cousin, the internets. That's where you come in. YOU! And this stupid blog. So, I'm making a story in blog form. So, there you have it. READ IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Hello there.

I HAVE LANDED BACK! So yeah!

Hey.

GOT MILK? LOLOLOLOLOL!! hahahahaha

Sorry about that.

Hello guys, sorry I haven't been updating lately. I'm currently on vacation time. So, please give me a week or so to relax, okay? If you want, you can just follow me on Twitter. So like, see yah.


Thanks,
Dane

Nevermind.

Oh, what was I thinking about again? Oh well.

They Are My Space Marines

It's a great tribute, really. Watch it if you want, it rocks! Here.


They shall be my finest warriors,
these men who give of themselves to me.
Like clay I shall mould them,
and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them
and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague or disease,
no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and machines
so that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines
and they shall know no fear.


+++ The Emperor of Mankind, on the Creation of the Space Marines


Magnificent.

Nom Nom Nom OH STOP IT!

Curse you Parry Gripp, Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom and Girl at the Video Game store have been stuck on my mind all day long. Now I can't think of another song. Curse you!

Argh.

Hello dudes! Sorry I haven't been blogging much, but if you followed me on Twitter then you would have gotten all my updates. So, try to go to my Twitter more. Okay?

Typographical Error...seriously

For those of you who have a keen eye and saw my typo of MJ's name (Micheal rather that Michael). I am sorry for that typo, I have changed all my old posts with the typo. So it's MJ certified now. And for that movie review, seems like you'll have to wait a little bit longer. Question! Why is Michael an angel in You Are Not Alone? I know it's a weird question to ask. Still missing MJ, don't know who to replace him? Miranda Cosgrove maybe, those two look alike. Really.