Haircuts.

I just got a haircut and I'm really sure I look like the Japanese Banzai attackers in CoD WaW. By the way, I forgot to put this on my Movie Review. District 9 had the most F-bombs than any movie I've seen. And it get's better alright. The guys happens to have an accent and whenever he says "Fuck" it always turns into "Fock". Which really annoys me because he says that EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Movie Review 31/08/09

Let me tell you about Up. Up is a wonderful movie made by Disney's Pixar studios, who also made my favorites Toy Story and Toy Story 2. Here we follow the adventures of Carl, a grumpy old man, and Russel, a fat, cute and nice little boy. The story's good actually. Carl's wife dies of old age and Carl is determined to make his promise on her by going to Paradise Falls, a land lost in time. See what I did there? So, Carl goes off on a journey towards Paradise Falls. So, the old man gets out a bajillion balloons and ties it on his house where, surprisingly, it flies. On the way Carl stumbles upon Russel. And they have an experience of a lifetime. I'm not gonna spoil you from the movie anymore, you might actually watch it.















So, Up? It's good. Short and simple. But I really couldn't enjoy Up in the cinema, the sound was always blocked off by the laughter of the immature adults and they're children. YES. It was horrible seeing how 80% percent on the theater were small, immature, and stupid children. You couldn't even see my reactions on how happy I was for Up. I wanted to look heartless to those children so that they might think I'm some sort of killer who'll follow them to their house and kill them. Stupids. So, Up is a a must-watched movie. It's great and hopefully, NO SEQUELS will be made.

Now, District 9. District 9 is wonderful, amazing, spectacular. I loved it. Loved it so much that I almost hugged the person right next to me. There's nothing much to say actually. It's just great. I can't even compare it to other aliens movies. This one is different, and better. I can't criticize such a wonderful movie. It's really good. It had some gory parts but it was all balanced with action, drama, and a little bit of suspense actually. District 9, a movie you should watch.





District 9 and Up are both 10 out of 10. Spectacular

Movie review on the way.

So, I just came back from watching District 9 and Up. And there will be a movie review for each. Yes, you heard it folks. After months of waiting, it is finally here. Tune in tomorrow, where hopefully I can finish it on time.

I apologize...

I regret to inform you, but I will be canceling The Peacekeeper. This is due to the fact that I am always busy. I am greatly sorry for those of you who liked it. I'm not surprise it got canceled, seeing how tight my busy schedule is. Again, I regret this and apologize to everyone who has been reading it.

The extinction of man is at hand brothers and sisters.

I watched many doomsday and anti-Christ movies in my life. But none of them could even compare to this saying that I just read from Horus Heresy.

A wise man of Old Earth had once claimed that science would destroy mankind,
not through its weapons of mass destruction, but through finally proving that there was no god.
Such knowledge, he claimed, would sear the mind of man and leave him gibbering
and insane with the realisation that he was utterly alone in an uncaring universe.

Wow, that was so epic. Hollywood, please make a Warhammer 40k movie already!

Hate mail.

Man, surprisingly I got hate mail. This one in particular, is so touching....

I have been a loyal reader for a long time but regret that I shall now cease to partake. The reason for this is your constant badmouthing of my beloved DOTA. It has become too inarticulate and hateful to tolerate.

Wow, that was so emotional. Which is the opposite of this one :

screw you
how dare you call DOTA "meh"?

I am sorry for the confusion. DOTA wasn't just meh. IT WAS REPETITIVE, OVER HYPED, REPETITIVE, CONTRIVED, REPETITIVE, and above all else, REPETITIVE.

But to get back my lost readers, I am prepared to say that DOTA is...good.

*Sigh*

Happy Birthday myself....

AAAAAAAAAAAAW SNAP!
It's mah birthday. So, sing slaves! SING! lol

German Kids.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
I CAN'T....HAHAHAHAHHA.....STOP...LAUGHING.....HAHAHHAHAHAHA.!!

I just watched this video of the Angry German kid. And I almost had a heart attack. Man, this is so funny. Ouch, my throat hurts like hell.


Angry German kid.


I FUCKIN' LOVED THE LAST PART.

Flame Wars,

My friend showed me this video the day MJ died (Remember? We were on our classmate's house playing Halo.) And I am still singing it. I like the video. CollegeHumor always have funny videos. Sorry, I meant I LOVE this video. GIVE IT MORE VIEWS PEOPLE!


Here:
ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS EVER.


But it can never beat the BEST VIDEO EVAH!

Meh.

I'm calling DOTA "meh". So, shut up. Warcraft 3 is a 10/10. But it's DLC DOTA, is not.

If you want to send hatemail at me, my email address is dane_enerio@yahoo.com

Shut the fuck up you DOTA mothers.

I hate DOTA. I fucking hate it. THERE ARE MANY REASONS BITCHES! I'll list ALL my problems with DOTA! MAYBE IT WILL REACH THAT TINY THING INSIDE YOUR SKULL.

FIRST! IT IS OLD.
Yes, it's so mother effin old. It is obsolete. OLD, MOTHER EFFIN OLD OKAY? AND I HATE OLD GAMES UNLESS THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD. But DOTA, Nothing's good about this shit.

SECOND! GAMEPLAY SUCKS ASS.
Yeah, you heard me. The game play sucks ass. No, not just ordinary ass. They happen to be the asses of THESE GUYS. Which suck more!

THIRD! GRAPHICS.
GRAPHICS TODAY ARE CRY-ENGINE LIKE GRAPHICS. THAT OLD GRAPHICS IN WARCRAFT CAN'T EVEN BE COMPARED WITH THE GRAPHICS WITH THE PSP! AND THE GRAPHICS FOR THE PSP ARE TERRIBLE!

FOURTH! IT IS SO REPETITIVE.
IT WAS REPETITIVE, OVER HYPED, REPETITIVE, CONTRIVED, REPETITIVE, and above all else, REPETITIVE.

And it sucked.

Late....Very Late.

Sorry about that. I've been very...uhm...."lazy" as you say it. So, it's probably going up tonight if I feel right. Or if this stupid computer can install Cryostasis and Dawn of War. MAN THAT WOULD HELP. REALLY~!