Weird Dreams Getting More and More Weird.

My dreams keep getting weirder everyday. They're REALLY WEIRD. Like, REALLY WEIRD. Damn, what am I eating these days?

Dane Reviews: Toy Story 1 and 2 in 3D.

I know what you're gonna say, "WTF Dane you're reviewing old movies." But read the title, IT'S IN FREAKING 3D. And you know what's the difference!? EVERYTHING.

I enjoyed, but my mom didn't. She said it was "childish." It's obvious she hasn't seen the movies on TV. But just because the title has the word "Toy" in it, it doesn't mean the movie is childish. Old people and their points of view.

Many things look good in 3D, but if you remove the glasses, they are somewhat a little bit the same. Just remove the blur, you'll see it. And if you haven't seen Toy Story in a while, you'll actually be amazed on the things you didn't know. Really, watch it.

Dane Reviews: Clash of the Titans.

Warning: This review "MIGHT" contain spoilers. Please cover your eyes if you see them.

The movie was alright. But it was sooooo blasphemous. I was like "This movie should be banned or something." Seriously? Zeus? Olympus? PEGASUS!?

Though I did love one thing about it. Gemma Arterton, who plays Io, was soooooooo gorgeous. I couldn't take my eyes off her. She's so beautiful in her role. I love her now, she is now my celebrity crush.

Everything seemed good. The cast, the story, the beautiful women errr- I mean the epic fights. The effects? Hmmm, it was alright. Average movie at best.

Well, the movie itself was good. Too bad everyone else except Perseus, Io, and Andromeda had to die. It actually made me think "I hate movies like this....Well, it's good Io survives."

The Curse Of The Elevator.

I've been playing AVP's Marine campaign and I'm stuck in one mission. What kills me is not the aliens, but a freaking elevator. TWICE. IT HAS KILLED ME TWICE. I curse that elevator and whoever designed it in the game to go TO HELL. I won't play that game until I find a cheat or something.

By the way, expect a movie review later on.

Thanks,

Dane

Dane Reviews: Hot Tub Time Machine.

Hmmm. What can I say? I quite enjoyed the movie. Though most of the dialog was swearing, I quite loved it. It had a good funny cast, a good funny plot, a good funny story, and a good funny lesson.

It's very good and I recommend you guys to watch it. But be on a watch, parents are sure gonna say it was "bad" since it has a lot of swearing in it. And I mean, A LOT of swearing. A LOT.

Since I loved it, then you should too. But I hated the fact there were some deleted scenes. I payed for a movie and I didn't get to see all of it? Stupid "oversensitive" parents, you keep ruining our movies!

Thanks,

Dane

Another Sad Day For Gamers.

This day, April 15 2010, marks the end of the Xbox Live service for the original Xbox. And although I haven't used the service since I never owned an Xbox, I am still sad for the gamers who will suffer a major loss. I can't really explain it to you guys since most of you aren't gamers, that's why you should read this article instead.

Goodbye and thank you,

Dane

Self made quotes.

So I was given a few words and I thought up of quotes using them, check them out.

"What a fatal fantasy lies ahead of me! For all glory my name shall be written, not only in textbooks, but also in the Bible!"

"Cut me up and you will not find a heart nor a soul in my body. Rather, you will witness hope and faith personified!"

"A dark tower looms over me and yet I wonder what is blocking the sky. It or my personality."

"Jealousy's hands are filled with nothing but hatred. Redemption's, on the other hand, with blood."

Well, I don't know if you guys like them. I'm just a kid so you know what to expect from us when making quotes. NO, not those corny love quotes.

Words given:

Fatal Fantasy

Cut Me

Dark Tower

Redemption.

If you're smart you might have noticed they're not ordinary words, they're song titles. Epic song titles.

Where Idiots Dare.

Obviously, my last post was an April Fools joke. The link would lead you to a Rick Roll. So, for everyone who was Rick Roll'd, you may now get your dignity back!

It's for a good cause..

I'm supporting a foundation that helps kids who have cancer. Please support them by donating! Just go Here. It's a sub-branch of Red Cross for the youth, if you wanted to know.

Thank you for supporting a great cause! God Bless you! :)