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2011-09-11T04:15:00.001-07:00

Hello guys, it's been a while since I last posted something here. A long while. More than a year actually, which is kind of weird considering I loved blogging, I really loved it ever since I started, but then things happened. School life made me even way busier than ever and the lack of ideas suddenly forced me to stop. But now I'm confident I am capable of returning to the blogging scene once again and hopefully by next month I'll be able to post more regularly now.

Though life's bee pretty hard on me for the past months, I still believe I can maintain my optimism and faith in God. There's just really no telling what's going to happen next. Every corner I go I feel apprehensive on what's going to happen, will it be bad or good? Who knows? What I know is that if I never take risks, I will never learn.

See you guys and remember, be careful out there.

Thanks,

Dane

Hello!

2010-09-09T18:07:00.000-07:00

Hello my little friends! Sorry I've been gone for a long time, never really had the time to check out my blog since I've been so busy the past months. Oh man, you guys missed a couple of highlights in my life which were pretty amazing. I'll tell the story next time since it's pretty long and might ruin the mood I am in right now.

So have fun with life ya'll!

Dane's still aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

I feel more alive! :D

Thanks,

Dane

My Middle Name is Lazy.

2010-07-24T05:54:00.001-07:00

Actually it isn't, but I am pretty lazy. I'm sad to inform you guys that I can't make a movie review. Because I'm so lazy. Argh. Making this post was hard enough, what about a whole freaking review? Hope 'ye understand 'ye landlubbers.

Thanks,

Dane

Aw Hell No.

2010-07-18T05:58:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

Sorry for not updating, I've been very busy lately. I've seen Toy Story 3 by the way, last two weeks ago... Sorry there isn't a movie review YET. Just hang on tight and pray I've got no homework.

Thanks,

Dane

Toy Story 3, Karate Kid, and the A-Team.

2010-07-02T05:40:00.000-07:00

For some odd reason, Karate Kid and the A-Team wasn't shown in the Philippines. Or that's what I think what happened. But don't worry! DVD's are all scattered now. About Toy Story 3 though, yeah...

I won't be watching it until tomorrow. And I'm not even sure if it's gonna be tomorrow. It might be on Sunday, or maybe even next week. Yikes! But don't worry kids! I won't be skipping something I've waited for 11 years.

*Ehem* Eclipse sucks ass *ehem*

thanks,

-Dane

Argh.

2010-07-02T05:26:00.000-07:00

Hello guys,

I've been very, uhm, busy lately. So that's why I couldn't post frequently. Also I've got a lot of things revolving in my mind right now, which makes me very uneasy since it's mostly about my lovelife. *moans* I hate life.

On a side note, I've been spending more time watching old movies. Which leads me to research, which leads me to discoveries, which leads me to very interesting ideas. I don't know what to do really, I want to shout everything I know to the world, so people can learn. Learn to read books, watch old, meaningful, and entertaining movies; Unlike the movies now, which are incomparable to the old ones.

Well, goodbye and see yah later.

-Dane

Glee.

2010-06-12T00:53:00.000-07:00

*Dane talks to himself*

"What is so special about this GLEE?!?!"

*Dane searches for Episode 1 of Glee*

"AAARRRGGHHHH"

*Dane goes through 14 websites*

"What the f-"

*Glee episode 1 loads*

"ASDASDGHVASDGHXSKJCN"

*Finshes loading*

"FINALLY!!!"

*Dane watches.*

*And watches*

*And watches some more*

*Goes to blog*

*Writes this*

Glee is a good show. /end

Thanks,

Dane

Blaaaaaaaargh.

2010-06-11T09:21:00.001-07:00

Hey all,

I just wanted to point out that school is almost here, which will take up most of my time. But I guess it will give me more blogging time since I'd need to do quick run-ins than actually doing something that takes much more longer like playing games. So, before I go back in there with those immature little brats, I'd like to tell you guys how fun summer was. Although I never really enjoyed it, it was still fine. Though this summer, well for me, is the worst summer ever. We didn't even get the chance to swim. But our parents are gonna make up for that by letting us stay in a classy hotel during the school days.

Though I did enjoy the start of summer, since me and my friends were always connected and playing games. But when at the start of May, everything just totally fell apart. TOTALLY. *sigh* I wish I had a time machine to go back in time. Well, that's just what everyone wants right?

Oh, and if you've noticed, I've changed my template. So, please tell me if you like it, or hate it.

Ta-ta everyone, hope we all have a good school year.

Thanks,

Dane

Dane Reviews: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

2010-05-28T09:03:00.000-07:00

Prince of Persia! The Sands of Time!? Does that ring any bell? Of course it does you idiot! It's the title of the game that I played in Dominic's house! Which had a level which was almost impossible. And I think I just rage quited that part since I was very angry losing to n00bs in Halo 1.

And guess what! "What Dane!?" It's from Disney! THE FILM IS FROM DISNEY! Which is somewhat impossible to tell since the movie was in no way like any Disney movie I've seen.With all it's action, drama, kisses, women. Oh especially the women. Hmmm.. The women...

Gemma Arterton... Looks like Disney hired someone actually FIT for the role. Except for Dastan, who was played by Jake Gyllenhall. Gyllenhall, I will pay someone 10 million dollars if they can pronounce that in their first try. I actually had to watch an interview of him to actually understand the pronunciation. Apparently, it's pronunciation is NOTHING LIKE the spelling. I have no idea where these celebs get their surnames.

The movie was good. The atmosphere was almost perfect. It had the action, the drama, the slight comedic acts, and the ostriches. Yes, you will need an ostrich to make a movie perfect. It will be a fail if it's not there at all. Also- Gyllenhaal. Seriously. I can't get that off my mind....

The movie is an A plus. If the test was about the anatomy of a pervert, then it got a perfect A plus.

It's a very good movie that I will recommend for everyone. Except for children. It's good, very good. Because it had Gemma Arterton.

Besides, every movie is good if it has Toby Kebbell and Ben Kingsley in it. It just makes everything better.

But I guess the cast should have thanked actor Alfred Molina for saving the film's ass. Without his humor in the film, I might have thought it wasn't a Disney film. Nor would I give the film a 10 out of 10. I love the film, I love the game. What's not to like rather than Tamina not remembering everything that happened to her and Dastan at the end. Ooops. Spoiler I guess.

Dane Reviews: Iron Man 2

2010-05-28T08:52:00.000-07:00

It was fine. There's nothing else to say actually. Except for the fact that it was super-racist. With it's Russian actors and Nick Fury being black and all. Also with Rhody, which was also black. And it was funny because War Machine (Rhody) is ALSO black.

Well, I think most people were satisfied when Scarlett Johansson showed up, but not me. I was only satisfied when Tony was eating a donut while inside a giant donut and then Nick Fury showed up and said "Sir, I will need you to evacuate the donut" or something like that.

Overall it was fun. So I hope you watched it, cause I bet your friends will be talking about it all day long in the first day of school.

Oh yeah, the Russians.

The Russians were the centerpart of the movie itself. Seriously.

But most of the film is serious. Too serious. Even Rhody, which I thought was very comedic, is serious. Aside from Nick Fury making me laugh everytime I see Samuel Jackson's funny face and the Hammer Industry jokes, the whole film, for me, is quite not very entertaining as what I hoped it would be. The trailer gave us intense excitement, and when you watch the film you'll just be "Meh" or even worse, you'll say "It was da best mooovie evar!".

What I'm trying to say is that it's making itself look different, but really, it's not. Really, when Tony saw that clip of his dad saying how much he loved him, it was just a clusterfuck. You don't know if this film is trying to copy Bioshock or not, but it looked like it.

My score: 7/10. Have fun giving me hatemail you stupid little kids.

Oh my...

2010-05-28T02:24:00.000-07:00

Miranda Consgrove is so beautiful. She's so gorgeous. Maybe even more beautiful than, dare I say it, Plender. Forgive me oh Lord. Now, it is time to overuse smiles. :P xD :D :) :))))) =) =))))

If someone sees this, they'll be like :O :| :/ D:

Though I'm still loyal to "you know who". So don't even think about- No, don't you even try to- I SAID DON'T - OH NEVERMIND!

About this Korea thing.

2010-05-28T00:08:00.000-07:00

I know the relationships between North and South Korea are in a clusterfuck, but we can all just calm down. There WILL BE NO WAR.

Yes, believe me. All you have to do is leave North and South Korea ALONE, DO NOT ENTER SIDES. DO NOT. Because obviously the Norths and the Souths are both PEOPLE. People that are like you! They get angry, they get pissed off, they get happy, they get sad, and they get surprised. So just calm down, do not be angry at North, because it will only make things worse.

I actually feel sad for the Norths, people calling them evil communists, wouldn't you get sad if you were called like that? They are people too, didn't you people noticed that they just want to be alone. They don't need more stereotypical people like you in Korea!

So I hope you have "absorbed" some insight of knowledge in this, and make the right choice of not doing anything at all. Well, for now.

And if there is a war, we can just all go to Russia. Since Russia is the only country which has it's own Nuclear Missile Defense System.

Thanks,

Dane.

Also, in non-related news, I didn't get to watch Iron Man 2. I WILL watch it TONIGHT, along with Shrek Forever After. SO don't be angry. Because I'm pissed off too.

Blargh blargh blargh and shit.

2010-05-21T09:52:00.000-07:00

Hello guys, I see you miss me....or not. Well, I can't blame you. I've been really busy for the past weeks. Having problems and all.... I'm really sorry for my readers.. Who I guess are dead already..

I'll just make it up to you guys, tomorrow I'll be watching Iron Man 2(don't ask why I haven't watched it).

I'm also pissed off by the fact that I haven't watched Kick Ass and How to Train Your Dragon. Apparently, cinemas were only entitled one week for that movie to show. Which is pissing me off, still today, the thought of not watching "the said best Dreamworks animations movie" is really traumatic. I hate life. I hate life. I hate life.

I want to cry hard... I just can't. I'm too lazy to cry....

Thanks,

Dane

Weird Dreams Getting More and More Weird.

2010-04-28T06:56:00.000-07:00

My dreams keep getting weirder everyday. They're REALLY WEIRD. Like, REALLY WEIRD. Damn, what am I eating these days?

Dane Reviews: Toy Story 1 and 2 in 3D.

2010-04-24T23:29:00.000-07:00

I know what you're gonna say, "WTF Dane you're reviewing old movies." But read the title, IT'S IN FREAKING 3D. And you know what's the difference!? EVERYTHING.

I enjoyed, but my mom didn't. She said it was "childish." It's obvious she hasn't seen the movies on TV. But just because the title has the word "Toy" in it, it doesn't mean the movie is childish. Old people and their points of view.

Many things look good in 3D, but if you remove the glasses, they are somewhat a little bit the same. Just remove the blur, you'll see it. And if you haven't seen Toy Story in a while, you'll actually be amazed on the things you didn't know. Really, watch it.

Dane Reviews: Clash of the Titans.

2010-04-23T20:28:00.000-07:00

Warning: This review "MIGHT" contain spoilers. Please cover your eyes if you see them.

The movie was alright. But it was sooooo blasphemous. I was like "This movie should be banned or something." Seriously? Zeus? Olympus? PEGASUS!?

Though I did love one thing about it. Gemma Arterton, who plays Io, was soooooooo gorgeous. I couldn't take my eyes off her. She's so beautiful in her role. I love her now, she is now my celebrity crush.

Everything seemed good. The cast, the story, the beautiful women errr- I mean the epic fights. The effects? Hmmm, it was alright. Average movie at best.

Well, the movie itself was good. Too bad everyone else except Perseus, Io, and Andromeda had to die. It actually made me think "I hate movies like this....Well, it's good Io survives."

The Curse Of The Elevator.

2010-04-21T01:16:00.000-07:00

I've been playing AVP's Marine campaign and I'm stuck in one mission. What kills me is not the aliens, but a freaking elevator. TWICE. IT HAS KILLED ME TWICE. I curse that elevator and whoever designed it in the game to go TO HELL. I won't play that game until I find a cheat or something.

By the way, expect a movie review later on.

Thanks,

Dane

Dane Reviews: Hot Tub Time Machine.

2010-04-18T02:34:00.000-07:00

Hmmm. What can I say? I quite enjoyed the movie. Though most of the dialog was swearing, I quite loved it. It had a good funny cast, a good funny plot, a good funny story, and a good funny lesson.

It's very good and I recommend you guys to watch it. But be on a watch, parents are sure gonna say it was "bad" since it has a lot of swearing in it. And I mean, A LOT of swearing. A LOT.

Since I loved it, then you should too. But I hated the fact there were some deleted scenes. I payed for a movie and I didn't get to see all of it? Stupid "oversensitive" parents, you keep ruining our movies!

Thanks,

Dane

Another Sad Day For Gamers.

2010-04-15T02:44:00.000-07:00

This day, April 15 2010, marks the end of the Xbox Live service for the original Xbox. And although I haven't used the service since I never owned an Xbox, I am still sad for the gamers who will suffer a major loss. I can't really explain it to you guys since most of you aren't gamers, that's why you should read this article instead.

Goodbye and thank you,

Dane

Self made quotes.

2010-04-09T04:06:00.000-07:00

So I was given a few words and I thought up of quotes using them, check them out.

"What a fatal fantasy lies ahead of me! For all glory my name shall be written, not only in textbooks, but also in the Bible!"

"Cut me up and you will not find a heart nor a soul in my body. Rather, you will witness hope and faith personified!"

"A dark tower looms over me and yet I wonder what is blocking the sky. It or my personality."

"Jealousy's hands are filled with nothing but hatred. Redemption's, on the other hand, with blood."

Well, I don't know if you guys like them. I'm just a kid so you know what to expect from us when making quotes. NO, not those corny love quotes.

Words given:

Fatal Fantasy

Cut Me

Dark Tower

Redemption.

If you're smart you might have noticed they're not ordinary words, they're song titles. Epic song titles.

Where Idiots Dare.

2010-04-04T05:31:00.000-07:00

Obviously, my last post was an April Fools joke. The link would lead you to a Rick Roll. So, for everyone who was Rick Roll'd, you may now get your dignity back!

It's for a good cause..

2010-04-01T00:31:00.000-07:00

I'm supporting a foundation that helps kids who have cancer. Please support them by donating! Just go Here. It's a sub-branch of Red Cross for the youth, if you wanted to know.

Thank you for supporting a great cause! God Bless you! :)

Some few updates.

2010-03-18T04:46:00.001-07:00

I'm certainly planning a movie review after the harsh periodical examinations. I'm thinking of.... wait...uhm....Iron Man 2? I'll just see what's in the cinema and if there's anything good, then I'm gonna watch it. Oh yeah, since summer is almost here I just want to give you one little tip: GET UP AND GET A SUMMER JOB YOU LAZY MAN. That is all!

-Thanks,

Dane

Nostalgia.

2010-03-14T04:51:00.000-07:00

I am very nostalgic today after watching some old YouTube videos that I love. And I've got to say, I loved the past more than the present and future. I wish I have a time machine to go back in time and have the time of my life doing everything I did that seemed to have been perfect now. Man.... You will only admire the things that you did when they're gone.... Only the past can make me happy.

Dane Enerio's Amazing Contest for the Beginning of 2010.

2010-03-08T06:36:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION!: THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED, DO NOT SEND ME MORE E-MAILS PLEASE. I WILL NOT COUNT THEM. Even though NO ONE did send anything.

EDIT!: I am quite disappointed. No one has joined the contest. Which is a real bummer since I really planned this hard. The contest it still on though. Please join :(

I am now holding a special contest for all the gamers out there. The contest is really simple. In the comments section, give me the URL of your most amazing and out of this world screenshot from any game. If it is a video, then it's okay. Just as long it's from a game and it's indeed yours. I don't want any COPY PASTING people. I know you guys know what I'm talking about. Here are the requirements:

*You must have a Steam account

-The prize will be a random Steam game. Since I am also out of cash, it will obviously be ranging from $5 and above. Don't complain, this is just a little contest on who has the best in game screenshot/video.

*You must have a GENDER.

-NO MARCO'S.

*No illegal stuff.

-You should be clean. Very, clean.

*You must be a person.

-Yep

*NO COPY PASTAAAAAAAAA.

-It should be yours and yours only.

The contest starts now March 8, 2010 11:50 GMT+8 and ends on May 12, 2010 6:00PM GMT+8.

Here's my photo by the way, and I know I'll just win.

Awesoooooooooooooome. Now go mates!

EDIT! : Prize changed to a minimum of $10 than $5.

EDIT 2! : Closing date shortened to 1st of April , 2010 GMT + 8.

EDIT 3! : Please be sensitive about the environment. :)

Oh snap.

2010-03-08T06:19:00.000-08:00

What is wrong with the world. Life on Earth is already gonna end and the only thing people are giving me are MORE PROBLEMS. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME MORE PROBLEMS!? THERE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PROBLEMS ALREADY!

So please, stop it people. I just want to give up. Life is just so full of confusion. Don't make it worse. Man, I had to get stuck here, where I am now.

I just want to feel good before everything ends.

Best poem in the whole world.

2010-02-28T05:11:00.000-08:00

I got to watch Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay earlier since I needed to cheer up from all the stress around me. And a little part before the ending was really a big surprise for me, since you would never expect something like that in a whacked-out comedy. Kumar said one of the most beautiful poems I have ever heard, and it really refreshed me on my love goals. If you're a girl and the guy who likes you says this, then it means he really loves you. Since no idiot would be bold enough to say this unless he actually wants to lose his dignity for love.

"I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed"

-David Feinberg

Canada.

2010-02-24T02:08:00.000-08:00

She's going there. She's really going there. OMGWTFBBQ! It's as if God is punishing me for all the bad things I've done. But why her!? WHY HER!? The girl I first fell in love with, taken by the divine powers of God. Damn....

Does that mean I'll have to study college in Canada? Eh, it seems so.

I am aiming for another diet.

2010-02-20T07:31:00.000-08:00

Yep, you heard that right. I am in a strict diet. Progress will be posted daily on my Twitter. Thanks. Now goodnight!

Edit: It seems posting useless stuff about the progress of my diet in Twitter is stupid. Expect no more updates. Though I'm still on a diet.

Alright...

2010-02-16T04:04:00.000-08:00

WTF are LoveRockets? I had some guesses....

It could be Chris Brown's song, Love Rocket. Or maybe something else, I don't know. I wish she's thinking about me....That would be a dream God...

Life.

2010-02-15T00:58:00.000-08:00

Indeed, real life sucks. And the only good life is the gaming life. In games, people can't physically hurt you, but in real life, you can be fucked up to death. Which sucks...seriously.

I don't know how other people do it. I really don't know what they're secret is. I've gotten desperate to the point that I can't even play games right. Well, if you must know why I'm in this kind of condition, it's because of her.

She NEVER replies to my text anymore. I don't even see her going to ICCS anymore. Am I that ugly? So ugly that girls can't even look at me, and would try to avoid me as much as possible. I suppose this is the reason why people commit suicides. I feel bad, will I never get her? Will I never be loved by the person I truly love the most? Damn it.

This is what I'm talking about, real life is so fucked up. I'm going back...

The Philippines has the "CLEANEST" Politics in Asia.

2010-02-04T02:21:00.000-08:00

Obviously, sarcasm was overflowing from the title. That statement didn't come from me, it came from another source. I wanna shout at kids for their knowledge about Philippine politics. Seriously, "I LIKE GIBO. HE LOOKS GWAPO" said child number 1. "NO NO, CHOOSE EDDIE, MAHAL NATIN SI BRO DIBA?" said child 2. "MALI KAYO, KAY NOYNOY TAYO. PUTANG INA KAPATID NIYA PALA SI MOMMY KRIS." said child number 3. And lastly "GAGO GAYO, KAY MANONG JANITOR TAYO! WOO!" said child number 4. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? THEY'RE ALL WRONG. OBVIOUSLY VILLAR'S GONNA WIN. HE HAS DA MONEEEYYYYY. DA MONEEYYY IS DA BEEEEEST.

I also noticed. Most political advertisements always offer negative information about the opposition. Especially NOYNOY ADS. THEY ALWAYS OFFER NEGATIVE INFO. SO DON'T VOTE FOR HIM, BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT.

The Big Question.

2010-01-26T05:04:00.000-08:00

Mass Effect 2 looks awesome. Bioshock 2 also looks awesome. I'm still thinking what to buy from Steam, I REALLY WANT BIOSHOCK 2. But Mass Effect 2 looks SO EPIC. What the fuck do I do? By the way, Bioshock 2 has MULTI PLAYER. Which I think Mass Effect 2 doesn't have. Boo hoo Bioware, I do love your games though.

Dane Reviews: James Cameron's Avatar.

2010-01-25T03:39:00.000-08:00

Before the actual movie review, I want everyone to know that 3D IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. It wasn't the first time I ever experienced a 3D movie. If you happen to see the trailers before the movie itself, THEY WERE SO FUCKING AMAZING. It seems that almost every movie in 2010 is gonna be 3D, which I think is SO FUCKING AWESOME. I can't wait for the 3D movies, especially Alice in Wonderland, I've seen the trailer but not on 3D. IT WAS SO AWESOME, SO GOOD, SO BEAUTIFUL, SO AMAZING. I'm so gonna watch Alice in Wonderland....IN 3D.

Right, about Avatar.....

IT WAS SUPER MEGA FUCKING ULTRA AMAZING. IT WAS PERFECT. IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN.

So, there's your movie review. Have fun.

Dane Reviews: The Spy Next Door

2010-01-19T03:30:00.000-08:00

Before you insult me for watching this movie, NO, I didn't intend to watch this. But since I am A DRAMA QUEEN and hates BEING LATE ON THE DAY I WAS GONNA WATCH AVATAR, I instead skipped Avatar to have a decent movie review. So I watched The Spy Next Door.

Jackie Chan movies have a special place in my heart. In The Spy Next Door, the comedy it uses with Jackie Chan and the characters is those for little kids. Mainly, THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE THE BRAINS. Although some scenes are GENERALLY FUNNY, everything else was comedy for kids whose noses are 8 inches wide through all the nose picking they're doing. But do not judge The Spy Next Door, it is the biggest mistake you'll ever do if you are a Jackie Chan fan, except for not watching Rush Hour 3.

I loved The Spy Next Door if you were asking, and I bet you really weren't. I'm gonna cut this review short because I have a "MEETING" with an annoying orange. So, funny Terrorists, old style Jackie Chan action, comedy's not that good for adults, and the cast is spectacular. Mix that around with some "Hillbillies" and you're on your way.

I'm a bit late.

2010-01-16T07:56:00.000-08:00

Good luck to those who are in Haiti. Rest assured that my prayers are with you through the way. Though I am not able to make any fund raising campaigns, I can advise you to donate your money instead to Red Cross. Thank you everyone, God bless us all.

Technology.

2010-01-16T02:30:00.000-08:00

I am quite happy to say that my laptop's built-in HD speakers are much more better than normal headphones. And to that, I say thank you to HP for making good quality laptops. But over the years, gamers have asked who has the best quality console and who doesn't. Clearly the best answer for the better console would be the PS3. I salute Sony for making the PS3. Though the normal PS3 would cost you $299, it would take Sony about $330 to make it. See how good Sony is? They are sacrificing their own money to make us happy. While the other corporation, mainly Microsoft, is selling us the run down Xbox 360 with no free multi player or good games for the same price with the PS3. But they didn't care about the quality of their console and look what they got, a stupid console with lots of bugs and a disease called the RED RING OF DEATH. If not for the fact that Halo is an Xbox exclusive only, the Xbox 360 would have hit ROCK BOTTOM. The PS3, on the other hand, is much smoother and better. With it's free NON SUBSCRIPTION MULTI PLAYER and TOP OF THE LINE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO GAMES like Killzone and Uncharted. Don't forget the Blu Ray, the PS3 HAS FUCKING BLU RAY. HOW AMAZING. Go Sony!

The Way of the Futuuuuure.

2010-01-16T02:21:00.000-08:00

After carefully watching some CES videos from G4 and Machinima, it is certain that the future is really the present. Which I think is very confusing, why would you call it the future if it's already the present? I remember a friend of mine saying "He would go back to the future." I don't know if my friend was being possessed by Marty McFly at that time because I was having too much fun with my hamburger, which was a cheeseburger by the way. Going back to CES, I was really fascinated with Sony and their part of securing a safe future ahead with their new 3D TV'S. Which would save your child from a burning house, if ordered to. Is this the future? NO. THE FUTURE IS WHEN VALVE WOULD FUCKING RELEASE EPISODE 3 OF HALF LIFE 2, IF NINTENDO RELEASED A NEW AND MUCH BETTER OCARINA OF TIME, AND IF BIOWARE WOULD MAKE MORE BALDUR'S GATE. THAT'S THE FUCKING FUTURE, AND DON'T FORGET AL GORE.

Unlikely.

2010-01-15T16:35:00.000-08:00

After destroying the movie entertainment of the Philippines for the late parts of December and early parts of January, the MMFF is now and I hope shall be forever gone due to the lack of support from it's foreign investors. Thanks to that, I can now watch James Cameron's Avatar with my head focusing on racial terms and my legs jumping from the excitement of seeing giant fucking robots. Though it is uncertain if I even WANT to watch Avatar because I already know the WHOLE FUCKING PLOT, thanks to stupid news sites, mainly Yahoo!. Which I think is more stupid in the field of gaming due to the lack of BRAIN CELLS and DELETED CHILDHOODS.

Happy New Year You Jerks.

2009-12-31T01:27:00.000-08:00

Oh come on, you too? Don't you people have families or anything? It's my holiday vacation! That's Summer vacation by the way. You people at the Northern Hemisphere have fun with your weird weather patterns.

Tumblr.

2009-12-28T03:08:00.001-08:00

I know this word is illegal here in Blogspot, but I just wanted everyone to know that I've tried this and it is not in fact illegal, well, aside from some copyright issues, Tumblr is quite ALRIGHT. So yeah, but I still love Blogspot no matter what. Alright then, thanks.

Dane Reviews: Dragon Age: Origins.

2009-12-27T02:34:00.000-08:00

The hype about Dragon Age: Origins quickly overrun my head with the word "Dragon". So when I bought and played the game I was greatly unaware of the fact that there are NO DRAGONS. Which is quite awkward since the name of the game is DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS. I at least suspected that the game was like Divinity 2, which in the game, you turn into dragons. But alas, the only dragon I saw in Dwagwon Age: Origins was that of a cut scene, which I think was called the "Wartmage" or something. Seeing that there were no dragons in Barney Age: Gayigins, I quickly closed the game and never touched it for at least 4 hours. And by that time, I was already doing the incredibly long and hard main quest of Cookie Age: Elmogins. Which, to no surprise, is extremely DIFFICULT WHATEVER YOU DO.

Dragon Age: Origins is named as the "Ultimate RPG of all time", I do support this theory because this is the only good RPG I've ever played aside from Oblivion, if it even has the right to be called an RPG. Does it even have the right to be called a game? Dragon Age: Origins, from a 3rd person view, can quickly turn into the top view like in the RTS's. So hooray, Dragon Age is the best game because it's 3rd person and an RTS. Not exactly.

Let me tell you of the time I first played Dragon Age: Origins. Though it looked pathetic from the box art, the cut scenes are well enough to be turned into a movie. Though the "Choice picking" thing is very stupid, annoying, and shitty, Dragon Age's acting characters are not as quite repetitive unlike many other games. And yes, there are no easy choices, since every choice you make will end up making you become friends with a group of bandits, or getting your head chopped by soldiers just by saying to the king "I don't want to be your friend, human lord".

It's been the 4th paragraph and I haven't even told you about the games stupid fight controls, the game's stupid camera angles, and most of all, the game's stupid plot. If you're a Dragon Age player and made it to the last part of the Battle of Ostogar, don't you think it's quite stupid that the humans still lost to the Darkspawn? Seriously, I was given 4 characters and they easily killed off at least a HUNDRED of those shitty assholes. And yet, when a THOUSAND ASSHOLES face off another THOUSAND OF MUCH UGLIER ASSHOLES, you come to conclusion that YOU WILL WIN. But NOOOOOOOO, STUPID BIOWARE WANTS OUR HEARTS TO BREAK BY PLAYING 80 HOURS OF PURE UNBEATABLE GAMEPLAY.

Though each race starts off from different perspectives, you will still go to the main plot eventually. Many people don't know it, but Gaga Age: Gagogins is actually very linear. Really, understand the game for once.

Merry Christmas.

2009-12-25T02:50:00.000-08:00

After carefully analyzing that Justin Bieber said "One Time" over and over for 24 times, I am pleased to announce that I now feel this "Christmas Spirit" of which you speak. Which is no surprise since today really is Christmas. Yet I am sad to say that the fat cheeky fellow who wears a red suit and has a white beard did not give me my wish of having...well...uhm...that's a secret. But don't lose hope if you didn't get your wish this Christmas, because there is always a way. What I mean is go to the North Pole and kick Santa's ass for not giving you your wish! That's the spirit ain't it? Now, go have fun with your family you strange person.

Merry Christmas,

- Dane

Something to remind to people like you.

2009-12-23T04:07:00.000-08:00

December 25 is almost here and I can't shake the feeling that the fat bastard with the white beard called Santa put me in his "non-nice" list. Which would sound ridiculous if not for the fact that I've been playing Modern Warfare 2 and it's controversial mission. Yes, the mission where you undeniably kill innocent chickens. Indeed I was shocked when the game gave me a gun and a place full of chickens with the objectives "Escape while killing all the chickens". I am quite angry at Activision and Infinty Ward for making me kill innocent chickens with a grenade and an Uzi while looking helplessly doing nothing but aim and clicking the mouse. Now, where was I again? Oh yes, Christmas.

The Christmas spirit, also known as the Ronald McDonald Kiddie Meal aftertaste, is always taller and always higher than our heads, so I advise you to NOT sniff anymore drugs you have before the date December 25. A few more important safety reminde- That reminds me. People, do NOT buy The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys. I know deep inside everyone is a special place where we all love and adore Sea Monkeys but this is absolutely a giant scam. So, you have been advised.

I would LOVE to discuss to you more Christmas tips, but sadly, something just came up. I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER REGRET DECEMBER 22. FOREVER........!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitch.

2009-12-05T06:50:00.000-08:00

Anyone of you guys know the movie Hitch? No, not Hitcher, that's a mother effin suspense. I'm talking about the comedy starring Will Smith and Eva Mendes. Well, I always knew this movie, but I really never had a chance to take a closer look at the movie until just know.

In the movie, Eva Mendes said "Relationships are for people who wait for something good to happen." That is not true Ms. Mendes. The movie suggests that she's an OPTIMISTIC and WORKAHOLIC person, so that's why she gets GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. Seriously, the whole movie was based on deceiving and being deceived. Especially the story of Hitch himself, he loved this girl but the girl cheats on him and that's where the "Date Doctor" business started. If Americans think that love is like that, then they must be more stupid than a wild carnivorous cow that eats lions and tigers.

Seriously, I would never deceive Plender to gain her love. Never. Unless I become so desperate, something we all know could happen.

Another Hole Without a Cover.

2009-12-02T01:32:00.000-08:00

It is a sad time for gaming dear readers. Pandemic Studios, maker of the fun games Star Wars Battlefront, Mercenaries, Destroy All Humans, and Lord of the Rings: Conquest, has officially closed down. It is tragic, yes. Everyone loved their games, everyone loved them. This is what happens when a gaming studio is bought by one of the most evil gaming companies ever to have been created, EA. And now, let us give our hearts to the staff that made us great games. I am great full to Pandemic. I am great full to Westwood. And I am great full to those gaming studios who were closed down by mother fucking EA.

We love you Pandemic.
We will miss you.

Pandemic's new game, The Saboteur, will be in stores on December 8. Please buy it in honor of Pandemic. May they live in gaming history forever.

A battle is only worth fighting if you know you're victorious.

2009-11-29T04:44:00.000-08:00

Remember when I said I still had a chance to get an Xbox? Well, I think I exaggerated a little bit. Seems I have a narrow chance of about .0000087 percent of getting the Xbox. Now, if that doesn't make sense my dear reader, then let me explain this in the most simplest way a person like me can.

XBOX R NOT POSSIBLE

Well, that's what I think. If you've got any idea of how I can get an Xbox then please, you are welcome as in, VERY WELCOME, to mail me of how I can get an original American and legalized Xbox 360 from Microsoft. Please, I require as much as I can in this great undertaking between good and evil. Seriously.

Thanks and God bless,
Dane

Oh yeah, my email is dane_enerio@yahoo.com If you've got any questions, jokes, interesting facts or even your autobiography, please don't hesitate to mail it to me. I assure you there will be a reply. It's a money back guarantee. I promise.

I have a surprise!

2009-11-15T05:39:00.001-08:00

Since I haven't been posting lately, have some....

AWESOOOOOOOOOOOME...

DISCO SONGS!

WOO FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

EDIT!: Couldn't handle it? WANT SOME MORE!? HAVE SOME MORE!

Has it been that long?

2009-11-06T06:05:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, you might be asking why I haven't been posting lately. So, I got a laptop and is still aiming for an Xbox since Halo: Reach looks fucking amazing. I got tired of blogging since Twitter and Facebook can like, post in.. bite size pieces. So, for more updates just follow my Twitter account. Be seeing you guys.

Don't tell me.

2009-10-23T02:20:00.000-07:00

I just said yes to the laptop. Now, what the fuck was I thinking? Should I still get the 360 or PS3? My last option really is the laptop. I heard the PS3 fan boys are having a good time with Uncharted 2, and that's why my second option's the PS3. So, is my dream of playing with the Chief going to happen, or should I play some butt kicking ass time with Nathan Drake? Maybe I should scare the living shit out of myself with Cryostasis on the laptop? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

Resistance is a PS3 game but it's a good title for this post.

2009-10-15T00:44:00.000-07:00

In an epic turn of events, my parents want me to buy a laptop instead of the Xbox. This is like watching The Da Vinci Code all over again where I didn't know what the hell was going on. I was like "Where's Superman? Where's Spiderman? WHERE'S ANYBODY?!" A laptop does indeed sound good, but I always remember why I would even buy the Xbox, HALO. PC's don't have Halo 3 and ODST, which makes the PC gamer in me weep. So, I will keep fighting till the end to get the Xbox, even if it turns into a massive black market operation, whatever that means. I must resist the nice, smooth, portable, Dawn of War - playing laptop until I can get the Xbox. Then, I would beg for the laptop so that I have one console platform and a proper working PC. That would make me a REAL GAMER!

Fulfilling dreams now easier with DaneTron 9000.

2009-10-03T06:42:00.000-07:00

Remember in those certain movies where those pathetic actors always typed on the keyboards like they were on crack? Where they don't even use the mouse? They just type gibberish like this :

ninyancoinaknu fn gaoianuygki chdsuk hxstrvgdlknjhi9 iugiuba ubibubhgouhuyg oihgiuab ioh6cbnoisa ianfsanho m iubva onnafinam igfhe auguena.

I tell you, it really is fun. When you're playing, yes. But in real life, you look like a complete asshole. These often happen when these basic quotes are said:

"Activating photon lasers"
"Breaking the code!"
"Everything seems to be working in the systems"
"Malfunction, what's happening?"
"THERE'S A COW ON MY SCREEN!"

I recommend you to do it if you haven't, because it's fun playing stoopid. Unless you really are.

Also, I've observed my "web journal" posts are getting a little...shorter? Yes, that's the term. I don't know what's happening. I used to type hundreds of words for just one post (did that really happen or was that a dream?).

Bad news for the movie review.

2009-10-01T18:45:00.000-07:00

Seems like Gamer is not in the theaters anymore. Bad news for you, but for me, I can still watch other movies right? WRONG. I wanted to watch Gamer, but with this "Ondoy" fella almost turned the Philippines into a giant swimming pool for hobos. Stupid Typhoon. It gets better. Two more "Super Typhoons" are heading towards the Philippines. Like Ondoy wasn't enough? And who am I to blame for this? YOU. YES, YOU. Why didn't you recycle? Why didn't you reuse? WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO AL GORE WHEN AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH WAS SHOWN? I watched An Inconvenient Truth, why didn't I get sick like all the others? It's because I have a brain you "idjit".

Dear War, I love you but....

2009-10-01T05:01:00.000-07:00

I love war. Oh wait, I mean I love HISTORIC wars. Modern wars are stupid. What kind of war are you fighting if you just keep launching nuclear missiles at your enemies? Where's the blood? Where's the honor? Really, I haven't seen any modern war that lasted for years. All of them seem to last for just months or days, sometimes even minutes. Stupid technology, you have made us sooooooooo lazy we can't even fight our own battles. Sometime in the near future, robots will do the fighting. Just like in Terminator. But then the robots will fight us back and we'll make again our own robots to fight the other robots but the robots get confused and it becomes a cluster-fuck for everyone. Really, I love movies about historic wars. I love games about historic wars. Hell, I even like music about historic wars. Can't we all just be FAIR? Seriously, launching nuclear missiles at your enemies is like giving rocket launchers to the Russians in World War 1. That would scare the living shit out of the Germans.

Movie review seems impossible right now.

2009-09-28T20:07:00.000-07:00

Not really. I'm just really lazy. As in really, really, lazy. Besides, I'm too pissed off to watch a decent movie. But, I have seen Tropic Thunder, Indiana Jones : Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and Yes Man lately. YES, I have been watching OLD movies instead of those NEW ones that you want me to review. Got a problem with that? I'll watch Gamer sometime this week. OH SHIT I STILL DIDN'T CLAIM MY NEW HORUS HERESY BOOK. I'M DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D=

Band of Brothers.

2009-09-28T19:55:00.000-07:00

I have seen Band of Brothers. And I am still watching it. I have seen how really brutal war is, and to that I have made a tiny tribute.

In memory of the fallen...
The world depended on them...
They depended on each other...
In good times and bad...
They helped each other in time of need...
Regardless of their own lives or the circumstances...
They jumped into the darkness...
And they never came back...
Engraved in our memories...
They are and forever a Band of Brothers.
May their souls...
Rest in eternal peace.

Creepy.

2009-09-18T23:46:00.000-07:00

It's very creepy here right now. With all the rain and dark atmosphere, that's why I made me a makeshift gun with a bayonet in it to horde off any imaginary chaos creatures that might be lurkin in my house. Do not be freaked out about my weird protective habits. I make makeshift bayonet's all the time. Also, I will be calling all stupid hardcore Twilight fans in the world "TwiHards". Because I am an asshole and I give shame to my friend's names. Enjoy you TwiHards reading my blog, enjoy your last moments.

-Thanks, Dane

Shit.

2009-09-12T01:24:00.000-07:00

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm so pissed off right now. So pissed off...

No movie review for you.

2009-09-08T23:12:00.000-07:00

Sorry guys, couldn't make a movie review since Bruno was R18. And the other movies? Well, they were just shit.

Movie Review on the way.

2009-09-04T16:30:00.001-07:00

Listen up, I'm gonna watch a movie later on. But I can't decide on what to watch. There are three choices. Bruno, Land of The Lost, and The Time Traveler's Wife. I know you're asking "The Time Traveler's Wife? Isn't that a drama?" Yes, I know. But my mom and my sister has seen it and they both say that it's good. Only a poll can decide this, so you better vote.

Almost...

2009-09-04T06:17:00.000-07:00

The Peacekeeper special ends in....
5....
4....
3....
2....
1....

and...

Zero!

Hope you guys liked it.

Something's weird.

2009-09-04T05:10:00.000-07:00

Everyone knows that I listen to the Beatles everyday. But on this particular day, I heard again "In My Life". I never got a chance to really appreciate it since I've been listening to the songs I love about about the Beatles. Honestly, I indeed cried when I heard the song. It's a little embarrassing, I'm an all grown up boy crying because I just heard a song. But, "In My Life" isn't an ordinary song. I can't explain it. It's a great song. Here's the link to the song. Now, I'm gonna give you a few minutes to listen to it and let yourself cry off this song before we continue.

Yes, keep crying...

If I made "If I Fell" by the Beatles, I would have dedicated it to Plender. Yieehee lol

Now, let's continue. You don't know how pissed I was at school. First of all, our weekly Halo 2 fest was canceled. So I couldn't play Halo nor Halo 2 this week. After that, I went back to the elementary school grade, where I saw some of my friends. But there were these kids who were first graders. I said hello to them and look what they do, they shoot water guns at me. So, it pissed me off. I tried to scare them, but they couldn't just come near me. They must have been terrified when they saw I had a homemade Molotov with me. That would teach them, oh would it.

Something to cheer you up.

2009-09-01T07:14:00.000-07:00

There will be a special post on The Peacekeeper. I'm only gonna do this for a few times and it would be good if I start it now. Hope you like it.

Haircuts.

2009-08-31T01:18:00.000-07:00

I just got a haircut and I'm really sure I look like the Japanese Banzai attackers in CoD WaW. By the way, I forgot to put this on my Movie Review. District 9 had the most F-bombs than any movie I've seen. And it get's better alright. The guys happens to have an accent and whenever he says "Fuck" it always turns into "Fock". Which really annoys me because he says that EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Movie Review 31/08/09

2009-08-30T15:28:00.000-07:00

Let me tell you about Up. Up is a wonderful movie made by Disney's Pixar studios, who also made my favorites Toy Story and Toy Story 2. Here we follow the adventures of Carl, a grumpy old man, and Russel, a fat, cute and nice little boy. The story's good actually. Carl's wife dies of old age and Carl is determined to make his promise on her by going to Paradise Falls, a land lost in time. See what I did there? So, Carl goes off on a journey towards Paradise Falls. So, the old man gets out a bajillion balloons and ties it on his house where, surprisingly, it flies. On the way Carl stumbles upon Russel. And they have an experience of a lifetime. I'm not gonna spoil you from the movie anymore, you might actually watch it.

So, Up? It's good. Short and simple. But I really couldn't enjoy Up in the cinema, the sound was always blocked off by the laughter of the immature adults and they're children. YES. It was horrible seeing how 80% percent on the theater were small, immature, and stupid children. You couldn't even see my reactions on how happy I was for Up. I wanted to look heartless to those children so that they might think I'm some sort of killer who'll follow them to their house and kill them. Stupids. So, Up is a a must-watched movie. It's great and hopefully, NO SEQUELS will be made.

Now, District 9. District 9 is wonderful, amazing, spectacular. I loved it. Loved it so much that I almost hugged the person right next to me. There's nothing much to say actually. It's just great. I can't even compare it to other aliens movies. This one is different, and better. I can't criticize such a wonderful movie. It's really good. It had some gory parts but it was all balanced with action, drama, and a little bit of suspense actually. District 9, a movie you should watch.

District 9 and Up are both 10 out of 10. Spectacular

Movie review on the way.

2009-08-30T08:51:00.000-07:00

So, I just came back from watching District 9 and Up. And there will be a movie review for each. Yes, you heard it folks. After months of waiting, it is finally here. Tune in tomorrow, where hopefully I can finish it on time.

I apologize...

2009-08-25T18:46:00.000-07:00

I regret to inform you, but I will be canceling The Peacekeeper. This is due to the fact that I am always busy. I am greatly sorry for those of you who liked it. I'm not surprise it got canceled, seeing how tight my busy schedule is. Again, I regret this and apologize to everyone who has been reading it.

The extinction of man is at hand brothers and sisters.

2009-08-15T09:05:00.000-07:00

I watched many doomsday and anti-Christ movies in my life. But none of them could even compare to this saying that I just read from Horus Heresy.

A wise man of Old Earth had once claimed that science would destroy mankind,
not through its weapons of mass destruction, but through finally proving that there was no god.
Such knowledge, he claimed, would sear the mind of man and leave him gibbering
and insane with the realisation that he was utterly alone in an uncaring universe.

Wow, that was so epic. Hollywood, please make a Warhammer 40k movie already!

Hate mail.

2009-08-11T00:52:00.000-07:00

Man, surprisingly I got hate mail. This one in particular, is so touching....

I have been a loyal reader for a long time but regret that I shall now cease to partake. The reason for this is your constant badmouthing of my beloved DOTA. It has become too inarticulate and hateful to tolerate.

Wow, that was so emotional. Which is the opposite of this one :

screw you
how dare you call DOTA "meh"?

I am sorry for the confusion. DOTA wasn't just meh. IT WAS REPETITIVE, OVER HYPED, REPETITIVE, CONTRIVED, REPETITIVE, and above all else, REPETITIVE.

But to get back my lost readers, I am prepared to say that DOTA is...good.

*Sigh*

Happy Birthday myself....

2009-08-10T02:26:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAW SNAP!
It's mah birthday. So, sing slaves! SING! lol

German Kids.

2009-08-07T02:32:00.001-07:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
I CAN'T....HAHAHAHAHHA.....STOP...LAUGHING.....HAHAHHAHAHAHA.!!

I just watched this video of the Angry German kid. And I almost had a heart attack. Man, this is so funny. Ouch, my throat hurts like hell.

Angry German kid.

I FUCKIN' LOVED THE LAST PART.

Flame Wars,

2009-08-07T02:19:00.001-07:00

My friend showed me this video the day MJ died (Remember? We were on our classmate's house playing Halo.) And I am still singing it. I like the video. CollegeHumor always have funny videos. Sorry, I meant I LOVE this video. GIVE IT MORE VIEWS PEOPLE!

Here:
ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS EVER.

But it can never beat the BEST VIDEO EVAH!

Meh.

2009-08-06T23:48:00.000-07:00

I'm calling DOTA "meh". So, shut up. Warcraft 3 is a 10/10. But it's DLC DOTA, is not.

If you want to send hatemail at me, my email address is dane_enerio@yahoo.com

Shut the fuck up you DOTA mothers.

2009-08-04T21:28:00.000-07:00

I hate DOTA. I fucking hate it. THERE ARE MANY REASONS BITCHES! I'll list ALL my problems with DOTA! MAYBE IT WILL REACH THAT TINY THING INSIDE YOUR SKULL.

FIRST! IT IS OLD.
Yes, it's so mother effin old. It is obsolete. OLD, MOTHER EFFIN OLD OKAY? AND I HATE OLD GAMES UNLESS THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD. But DOTA, Nothing's good about this shit.

SECOND! GAMEPLAY SUCKS ASS.
Yeah, you heard me. The game play sucks ass. No, not just ordinary ass. They happen to be the asses of THESE GUYS. Which suck more!

THIRD! GRAPHICS.
GRAPHICS TODAY ARE CRY-ENGINE LIKE GRAPHICS. THAT OLD GRAPHICS IN WARCRAFT CAN'T EVEN BE COMPARED WITH THE GRAPHICS WITH THE PSP! AND THE GRAPHICS FOR THE PSP ARE TERRIBLE!

FOURTH! IT IS SO REPETITIVE.
IT WAS REPETITIVE, OVER HYPED, REPETITIVE, CONTRIVED, REPETITIVE, and above all else, REPETITIVE.

And it sucked.

Late....Very Late.

2009-08-04T20:21:00.000-07:00

Sorry about that. I've been very...uhm...."lazy" as you say it. So, it's probably going up tonight if I feel right. Or if this stupid computer can install Cryostasis and Dawn of War. MAN THAT WOULD HELP. REALLY~!

Part 2 delayed a bit.

2009-07-29T06:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry about that. Hey, at least you have a preview. It's expected to go out tomorrow if I have a good day. So, just pray. LOL

First Part is online!

2009-07-27T00:22:00.000-07:00

CHECK IT OUT NOW! First part is now available HERE.

Tell me if it's really corny.

Wondering why I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.

2009-07-27T00:00:00.000-07:00

Yes! It's happening again! The Matrix!

Okay, here's my new story. In here

First part goes online tonight! So better check it out.

Yes, a mission from GOD.

2009-07-26T20:25:00.000-07:00

Guys, I had the craziest idea. While I was watching Disturbia I got really hungry. Remember the part when the cop ate that ENORMOUS cheeseburger? Well, I wanted an ENORMOUS cheeseburger too. But there was nothing in the house. The only thing I could eat were the 30 BARS OF HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE that were lying on the freezer. But, that's not a cheeseburger. But hey! That's another story. LOL

Here's the real story. I was thinking of making a book. But since I don't have the funding to make a decent book, I thought about the internets. Yes, the Holy Bible's cousin, the internets. That's where you come in. YOU! And this stupid blog. So, I'm making a story in blog form. So, there you have it. READ IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Hello there.

2009-07-26T14:30:00.000-07:00

I HAVE LANDED BACK! So yeah!

Hey.

2009-07-22T00:39:00.000-07:00

GOT MILK? LOLOLOLOLOL!! hahahahaha

Sorry about that.

2009-07-22T00:33:00.000-07:00

Hello guys, sorry I haven't been updating lately. I'm currently on vacation time. So, please give me a week or so to relax, okay? If you want, you can just follow me on Twitter. So like, see yah.

Thanks,
Dane

Nevermind.

2009-07-13T03:21:00.000-07:00

Oh, what was I thinking about again? Oh well.

They Are My Space Marines

2009-07-13T03:18:00.000-07:00

It's a great tribute, really. Watch it if you want, it rocks! Here.

They shall be my finest warriors,
these men who give of themselves to me.
Like clay I shall mould them,
and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them
and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague or disease,
no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and machines
so that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines
and they shall know no fear.

+++ The Emperor of Mankind, on the Creation of the Space Marines

Magnificent.

Nom Nom Nom OH STOP IT!

2009-07-12T05:51:00.000-07:00

Curse you Parry Gripp, Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom and Girl at the Video Game store have been stuck on my mind all day long. Now I can't think of another song. Curse you!

Argh.

2009-07-11T07:06:00.001-07:00

Hello dudes! Sorry I haven't been blogging much, but if you followed me on Twitter then you would have gotten all my updates. So, try to go to my Twitter more. Okay?

Typographical Error...seriously

2009-07-05T06:00:00.000-07:00

For those of you who have a keen eye and saw my typo of MJ's name (Micheal rather that Michael). I am sorry for that typo, I have changed all my old posts with the typo. So it's MJ certified now. And for that movie review, seems like you'll have to wait a little bit longer. Question! Why is Michael an angel in You Are Not Alone? I know it's a weird question to ask. Still missing MJ, don't know who to replace him? Miranda Cosgrove maybe, those two look alike. Really.

Hey Jude!

2009-06-29T05:41:00.000-07:00

"Na na na na na na na na na na na na hey jude! :) I think this song is so cute! How many people out there are named jude! I wish I was named jude! This shows you that you should always get the girl if you can, she is waiting for you! :)" Thank you MatheLehrer011, you have made me see Hey Jude in a whole different prospective. You should always ge the girl if you can, she is waiting for you! :)

Poems.

2009-06-29T05:16:00.001-07:00

I just read this poem called The Dark Angel. And it's not surprising that the space marine legion Dark Angels are from the poem. With it's author being the primarch. Lionel Johnson, the author is also Lion El'Jonson, the primarch. It's so weird. Read the poem for yourself.

Dark Angel, with thine aching lust
To rid the world of penitence:
Malicious Angel, who still dost
My soul such subtile violence!

Because of thee, no thought, no thing,
Abides for me undesecrate:
Dark Angel, ever on the wing,
Who never reachest me too late!

When music sounds, then changest thou
Its silvery to a sultry fire:
Nor will thine envious heart allow
Delight untortured by desire.

Through thee, the gracious Muses turn,
To Furies, O mine Enemy!
And all the things of beauty burn
With flames of evil ecstasy.

Because of thee, the land of dreams
Becomes a gathering place of fears:
Until tormented slumber seems
One vehemence of useless tears.

When sunlight glows upon the flowers,
Or ripples down the dancing sea:
Thou, with thy troop of passionate powers,
Beleaguerest, bewilderest, me.

Within the breath of autumn woods,
Within the winter silences:
Thy venomous spirit stirs and broods,
O Master of impieties!

The ardour of red flame is thine,
And thine the steely soul of ice:
Thou poisonest the fair design
Of nature, with unfair device.

Apples of ashes, golden bright;
Waters of bitterness, how sweet!
O banquet of a foul delight,
Prepared by thee, dark Paraclete!

Thou art the whisper in the gloom,
The hinting tone, the haunting laugh:
Thou art the adorner of my tomb,
The minstrel of mine epitaph.

I fight thee, in the Holy Name!
Yet, what thou dost, is what God saith:
Tempter! should I escape thy flame,
Thou wilt have helped my soul from Death:

The second Death, that never dies,
That cannot die, when time is dead:
Live Death, wherein the lost soul cries,
Eternally uncomforted.

Dark Angel, with thine aching lust!
Of two defeats, of two despairs:
Less dread, a change to drifting dust,
Than thine eternity of cares.

Do what thou wilt, thou shalt not so,
Dark Angel! triumph over me:
Lonely, unto the Lone I go;
Divine, to the Divinity.

Copyright! I do not own this!

Bosh!

2009-06-29T03:28:00.000-07:00

Hey people! I'm not sick anymore! Thank you John Lennon and Ringo! You guys cheered me up. The Beatles forever!

Where is the movie review!?

2009-06-28T15:11:00.000-07:00

I don't know. Why are you asking me? Don't you know I'm fucking sick!? I'll watch Transformers as soon as possible. So, stop asking me!

I'm sick

2009-06-28T14:52:00.000-07:00

Yes, I'm really sick. And I don't know why. Argh, I didn't go to school today. I should be happy but when I get back to school tomorrow, I'll have plenty of assignments. I think I'm gonna need a hug from my crush to get this fever off. Oh, humanity.

It looks like...

2009-06-27T14:34:00.000-07:00

Option number 2 won! Alright, I carefully thought of this...and...you guys are right. I should get the girl. Thanks for voting mysterious people of which I do not know. I think it's alright I don't get to have The Beatles: Rockband. But I can just sing "I saw her standing there" and "Octopus's Garden" while I take baths. Ignore the last sentence.

Thanks,
Dane

Section 8.

2009-06-27T06:43:00.000-07:00

I know that some of you already know about Southpeak's new kick ass game, Section 8. But I just couldn't resist shouting it to the whole world. Section 8 is an FPS game that puts you in the role of space marine-like super soldiers that are drop from the sky and lands feet first at the action. Yeah, my reference makes no sense. You can watch the trailer for yourself here. It looks sweet.

Poll Updates.

2009-06-27T03:18:00.000-07:00

After carefully analyzing the polls (wasn't that hard) I have chosen option number 2. But the poll is not yet over. I'm gonna let the people vote until tomorrow. No, I am not running for the president of the Philippines. I can't even vote yet, I'm 12 years old. At least vote for Rock Band so that I could really pick from the two. Yes, vote for Rock Band. I don't want easy wins.

Poll updates.

2009-06-26T17:20:00.000-07:00

Whoa! It's the first day and I already have 1....2....3 votes! Wow! 3 votes, one day. That seems like an acceptable progress. And I can see that those 3 voted on the second option. It seems that people think that the girl is more important than Rock Band, and they are correct. But, I am still a huge Beatles fan, so I'm not giving up! 6 more days!

The goods.

2009-06-26T05:06:00.000-07:00

Even though MJ died, there are some good news for me. After painstaking work and devotion, I will be given an Xbox 360. Isn't that great? Yeah. Well, the poll was unsuccessful. No one actually voted for anything. That's why I'm making another poll.

After learning I was getting my Xbox, I quickly thought of games that I was gonna buy. And since I'm a huge Beatle's fan, I didn't forget the new The Beatle's Rockband. But, after learning the huge $250 price tag, I just couldn't buy it. I thought of a plan. You see, I wasn't just saving for the Xbox, I was also saving to go on a date with _______.

Hahaha, don't bother trying to figure out who she is. So this is what I thought. Either not buy Rockband and go on a date, or give all my money for Rockband and have no date. I'm making a poll for this, so you better vote! If I thought of this by myself I would have gone with both. But that isn't possible is it? So vote!

Aaahh..!! Why..@!!

2009-06-26T04:36:00.000-07:00

We...we....welcome *sniff* Keep it together Dane.... Hello guys, have you heard the news? You probably have heard that..... that...... MICHAEL JACKSON DIED! Awkward time to know MJ died while I was playing Halo. So, this blog post is in memory of Micheal Jackson. You have taught this world the ways of POP. I will never forget Billie Jean, my favorite MJ song. So, this is for you MJ.

R.I.P. Michael Joseph Jackson

August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009

We will never forget you, keep dancing in the stars. Truly you are the "King of Pop".

I can't believe he died, I was even teasing his game, Moonwalker, which was a piece of shit. We'll miss you MJ, I think we'll just see you in Heaven or Hell.

Uhm....what the fuck?

2009-06-25T06:08:00.000-07:00

Uhm.....WTF? Something seems to be wrong with my blog. The problem should be gone by now because I fixed it, but a while ago my blog was showing blanks. As in, BLANKS! It seems that I need to change the font color of my blog so that it doesn't BLEND IN with the layout, blogspot has to fix this. I just can't fix all my posts. That would be so stupid of me.

School WTF!

2009-06-25T05:50:00.000-07:00

Man, it seems that the storm has passed. Which actually makes us sad. Yes, there will be school tomorrow. It sucks right? But, tomorrow is Friday. So it's gonna be a fun day, even for school. Still, why can't God give us one more suspension? No more hope, that's why I'm blogging this. Our CPU is still broken, and let me tell you, laptops are so small! I can't write a damn sentence without having a typo! So I'll be glad when I get my hands on that piece of shit I call a computer.

Yeah, don't forget about the poll people! I worked hard (hard?) to put that poll. So don't just ignore it. Don't forget, I'm gonna change my layout tonight. So, goodnight.

Thanks,
Dane