Let's Tweet.

Go check out my new Twitter. Err, my only Twitter. So like the link is : http://twitter.com/DaneEnerio Nothing important there, now....let's play Left 4 Dead.

Forgot something you twit?

Yeah, I did forgot something GOD *Religious music* I forgot to tell if anyone of you would like to play Left 4 Dead? Because I'm fucking bored here!


Edit : Hey, I'm not blasphemous! I really talk to God!

What the..???

Okay, okay, I know I said I wouldn't update my blog, but I'm bored. Hell right, now if you want to know my Twitter, just go to http://twitter.com/HelluvaMan and you will see what shit I'm up to everyday. Yeah, need to do some, shit or somethin'. There's nothing to do here, so you can probably think what horrors I'm doing just to keep awake. And no! It's not porn, shut the fuck up you pervert. Now, go to your gay shit or whatever.

Screwed.

Hello people, I know I haven't been updating lately but it's because I'm lazy. Yeah, and it's not my fault, it's yours. If you just read my blog and comment just one, just one comment and I should have been motivated. But you guys don't even read this. So I'm not gonna update my blog for a few days until I get motivated to blog again. It's boring, so SCREW YOU@!

Uht Dey.

Whazzup hommies? Ignore the weird greeting and stay sharp, it's Earth Day!!! YEAH..!! Nothing important. Follow up on the movie review: Okay, I know I promised to review T2, but, there's nothing really to review about it, it's a comdey/horror film, that's all. And I even tried to review the Harry Potter series, but I almost died just watching the first movie; gay. So, yeah, more updates soon, I was just AFK with a BRB and a DND with my BFF or BFFL or something like OMGWTFBBQ.

Updates II.

What up bitches? I'm back. I didn't update my blog for 4 days and I'm here to highlight what happened. Well, mostly I didn't do anything but yesterday we (and I mean we, as in me and my friends not me with my stuff animals) watched a movie.

But before we watched a movie with Dan, Justin Mae, Ashlynn, Trixie, Karen, Elaine, Faith, Dan, Me (wtf), Abelardo, Marion, Plender, and Miguel. As I was saying, before we watched the movie T2 (which is actually a comedy not a horror) Miguel, Francis, and I played at Netopia for 3 hours. And no, I didn't play DOTA, I played Tiberium Wars; that was fun, but Tiberium Wars was only good when it was easy, and I think constanly dying in every mission is not easy. So the 3 fucking hours passed. After that, these 2 persons that Miguel invited kept following us. But we lost them- actually Miguel just treated them to lunch and they were gone, FOREVER! And yeah, before that Francis left us.

After the movie (which I will review later) we caught up to Miss Vida, she didn't watch because she was too late. Well, I think it took us just 30 minutes to talk. 30 MINUTES TO TALK!!!!! That was painstaking work.

Well after that we just went to Netopia, not the one earlier, but the one in Telus. It had better games but it cost more too, 40 pesos an hour? Do you think that's worth it? YES IT IS!! IT HAD THE BEST GAMES, CALL OF DUTY 4, COMPANY OF HEROES, AND LEFT 4 DEAD! So stop complaining about the price because it was worth it! Hold that thought- I actually thought it was not worth it, because I wanted to play Left 4 Dead with Miguel but nooooo...!! You need to log on to Steam first before you play. That wasn't a problem for me, I already had Steam. But for Miguel, that was shit. So we just played Company of Heroes. It was great, Miguel and I played and he always lost. ALWAYS! I won, end of story. After that, my dad picked me up.


Edit: I'll review T2 later, and no, I don't hear TSSSSS every now and then. So stop trying to scare me.

Updates.

Well guys, as you can see I improved my web journal a little bit and I'm wondering if you have any suggestions or comments that you would like to share to make this web journal better. So just comment me guys. Keep in touch man.


thanks,
Dane


Edit: And guys, don't forget to read the post below. :)

The Past.

Well guys, I'm kinda happy and sad at the same time. Happy, because I'm the man I am today. And sad, because I remember the good old days that will never happen again. So, I'll tell my old gaming days, and how it shaped me into this.

As you know, The first video game I ever played was Super Mario Bros. in our Family computer. Then we got a PC, back then Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos was still new. And my sister started to teach me how to play Warcraft. She taught me the basics, and cheats :)

Back then I loved Strategy games, but I wasn't a fan. I just liked playing. Then I bought this game that was recommended to me. It was titled, Halo: Combat Evolved. Nothing fancy there, I even thought it was gonna suck. But then I started to play.

Halo changed my life, it renewed my concept on gaming. I had become a fan. It was the best game ever, and is still the best game ever. No one can tell me that "Halo 2 and 3 rocks more!".
I won't listen, because I know, they're lying.

I loved Halo, it's the best. It was because of....EVERYTHING. It was perfect, for me. The campaign was good, a great story that is simple enough to understand even if you're just new at it. The graphics were excellent, for that time. But still it had good graphics, no question about it. Also the soundtrack. Halo had the greatest soundtrack from all the games I've played, if you wanna hear the soundtrack, I'll post the link later. But the best thing I liked about Halo, was really the gameplay. It was simple, I loved how easy it was to control vehicles. And I also like the weapons, there were many weapons that you could handle. Weapon balancing was an essential for a game. I liked how I could kill an enemy using stealth and not getting seen. It had action, adventure, suspense, and a great dramatic influence. And Sgt. Johnson's jokes :))

Man, I miss that game.


Here's the link for the soundtrack : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mQk7JEVq4


Compare that to the Halo 3 soundtrack : http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en-GB&v=S68GmenFk2g&fmt=18


And whatever you say, the original theme is still the best song I've ever heard in a game.


Here are the other soundtracks that I like : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srkrYkcDaJY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WtBjHL8KXE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YACQ8OKszI



The best game ever played. :)

What a summer.

Jeez people, you just made my summer worse. For once I actually thought somebody would comment on my Bored blog post . But noooo.... I even commented myself. I even told everybody in my Y!m to look at it but sadly no one even had a thought of reading it. Man, people aren't that reliable these days.

I don't even know if I'm gonna get a PS3 or Xbox 360. Because of this economical shit and it's also because of YOU! Yes, YOU! The viewer, the one who always does something stupid every time you go to the mall, the beach, and even your house! This world is crazy and I know YOU! know too!!!!!!!! Now start doing something good rather than watching gay porn! >:(

Movie review 6/4/09

Hello everybody, yes, this is another movie review. Since I'm a critic.

Now, last evening, I just watched Resident Evil : Extinction, again . And I noticed, why are all zombies bad? Why couldn't there be a good zombie? And it's disappointing when you're a movie fan whose been anticipating a good movie like let's say, Resident Evil. And you watched the movie and gets pissed when you know what's gonna fucking happen if you've watched the last two prequels. Damn that to hell, zombies again. Well fuck that.

And you lose the excitement when you learn that there's a sequel and learn that the loser characters do not die until for let's see, for 5 more fucking sequels. Like Star Wars. I love Star Wars, and I love how LucasArts made it into a prequel thing.But the bad thing was making their series and last movie into an animation which was like what? Made by children with animated eyes bigger than hands and people so skinny they look like grandma's with glowing sticks like your a crazy retard whose trying self-masturbation.

And yeah, another thing was that Resident Evil had the same story again like other zombie flicks. They contain a widespread virus that infects the whole world and let's only a few survive and at the end one of the important characters gets that virus and then commits some sort of suicide that has a big explosion and then destroys a whole lot of zombies and helps the other less important cast to run away in a safe little hideout in Alaska.

Well, if you think my review is a little bit harsh then you haven't been listening. I'm a critic, what do you want me to do? Pick my nose and keep saying what a good movie and I should have brought flowers? WRONG! The thing is, it's the same kind of shit like other zombie movies. So for me, it sucks. And yes, I didn't forget the bad dialogue. Fanboys.

Bored.

Hello people. And yes, as you can see in the title, I'm bored. Indeed. And I can't do anything, and that's why I blogged this; I want you, the people, to give me tips on how to stay alive and not committing suicide from this boring summer.

Just comment me on this blog and I'll be happy to read everyone's word. Yes, so please, help meh.
See you.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen update.

Hello guys, it's April 3 and I've got a special package today! Paramount Pictures has released the full list of the Autobots and the Decepticons in the new film. The link is below:

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/need-to-know-transformers-robots.html

Man, I'm looking forward for this film, hope you guys who watched the first one enjoy this.

April F00ls.

Hello guys, happy April 1st. Yeah, yeah , yeah; I'm a little late, I know. Well it's the day 2nd of April, and yesterday I just got pranked, many times. So that's why I'm already planning my revenge, for next year. Man, that sucks. Youtube made my page upside down. And it took me a few seconds before I could see the button that fixes my page.

Yeah people, I'm almost gettin' the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3. Just a little more of April air.