Movie review 6/4/09

Hello everybody, yes, this is another movie review. Since I'm a critic.

Now, last evening, I just watched Resident Evil : Extinction, again . And I noticed, why are all zombies bad? Why couldn't there be a good zombie? And it's disappointing when you're a movie fan whose been anticipating a good movie like let's say, Resident Evil. And you watched the movie and gets pissed when you know what's gonna fucking happen if you've watched the last two prequels. Damn that to hell, zombies again. Well fuck that.

And you lose the excitement when you learn that there's a sequel and learn that the loser characters do not die until for let's see, for 5 more fucking sequels. Like Star Wars. I love Star Wars, and I love how LucasArts made it into a prequel thing.But the bad thing was making their series and last movie into an animation which was like what? Made by children with animated eyes bigger than hands and people so skinny they look like grandma's with glowing sticks like your a crazy retard whose trying self-masturbation.

And yeah, another thing was that Resident Evil had the same story again like other zombie flicks. They contain a widespread virus that infects the whole world and let's only a few survive and at the end one of the important characters gets that virus and then commits some sort of suicide that has a big explosion and then destroys a whole lot of zombies and helps the other less important cast to run away in a safe little hideout in Alaska.

Well, if you think my review is a little bit harsh then you haven't been listening. I'm a critic, what do you want me to do? Pick my nose and keep saying what a good movie and I should have brought flowers? WRONG! The thing is, it's the same kind of shit like other zombie movies. So for me, it sucks. And yes, I didn't forget the bad dialogue. Fanboys.