Hey Jude!

"Na na na na na na na na na na na na hey jude! :) I think this song is so cute! How many people out there are named jude! I wish I was named jude! This shows you that you should always get the girl if you can, she is waiting for you! :)" Thank you MatheLehrer011, you have made me see Hey Jude in a whole different prospective. You should always ge the girl if you can, she is waiting for you! :)

Poems.

I just read this poem called The Dark Angel. And it's not surprising that the space marine legion Dark Angels are from the poem. With it's author being the primarch. Lionel Johnson, the author is also Lion El'Jonson, the primarch. It's so weird. Read the poem for yourself.


Dark Angel, with thine aching lust
To rid the world of penitence:
Malicious Angel, who still dost
My soul such subtile violence!

Because of thee, no thought, no thing,
Abides for me undesecrate:
Dark Angel, ever on the wing,
Who never reachest me too late!

When music sounds, then changest thou
Its silvery to a sultry fire:
Nor will thine envious heart allow
Delight untortured by desire.

Through thee, the gracious Muses turn,
To Furies, O mine Enemy!
And all the things of beauty burn
With flames of evil ecstasy.

Because of thee, the land of dreams
Becomes a gathering place of fears:
Until tormented slumber seems
One vehemence of useless tears.

When sunlight glows upon the flowers,
Or ripples down the dancing sea:
Thou, with thy troop of passionate powers,
Beleaguerest, bewilderest, me.

Within the breath of autumn woods,
Within the winter silences:
Thy venomous spirit stirs and broods,
O Master of impieties!

The ardour of red flame is thine,
And thine the steely soul of ice:
Thou poisonest the fair design
Of nature, with unfair device.

Apples of ashes, golden bright;
Waters of bitterness, how sweet!
O banquet of a foul delight,
Prepared by thee, dark Paraclete!

Thou art the whisper in the gloom,
The hinting tone, the haunting laugh:
Thou art the adorner of my tomb,
The minstrel of mine epitaph.

I fight thee, in the Holy Name!
Yet, what thou dost, is what God saith:
Tempter! should I escape thy flame,
Thou wilt have helped my soul from Death:

The second Death, that never dies,
That cannot die, when time is dead:
Live Death, wherein the lost soul cries,
Eternally uncomforted.

Dark Angel, with thine aching lust!
Of two defeats, of two despairs:
Less dread, a change to drifting dust,
Than thine eternity of cares.

Do what thou wilt, thou shalt not so,
Dark Angel! triumph over me:
Lonely, unto the Lone I go;
Divine, to the Divinity.


Copyright! I do not own this!

Bosh!

Hey people! I'm not sick anymore! Thank you John Lennon and Ringo! You guys cheered me up. The Beatles forever!

Where is the movie review!?

I don't know. Why are you asking me? Don't you know I'm fucking sick!? I'll watch Transformers as soon as possible. So, stop asking me!

I'm sick

Yes, I'm really sick. And I don't know why. Argh, I didn't go to school today. I should be happy but when I get back to school tomorrow, I'll have plenty of assignments. I think I'm gonna need a hug from my crush to get this fever off. Oh, humanity.

It looks like...

Option number 2 won! Alright, I carefully thought of this...and...you guys are right. I should get the girl. Thanks for voting mysterious people of which I do not know. I think it's alright I don't get to have The Beatles: Rockband. But I can just sing "I saw her standing there" and "Octopus's Garden" while I take baths. Ignore the last sentence.


Thanks,
Dane

Section 8.

I know that some of you already know about Southpeak's new kick ass game, Section 8. But I just couldn't resist shouting it to the whole world. Section 8 is an FPS game that puts you in the role of space marine-like super soldiers that are drop from the sky and lands feet first at the action. Yeah, my reference makes no sense. You can watch the trailer for yourself here. It looks sweet.

Poll Updates.

After carefully analyzing the polls (wasn't that hard) I have chosen option number 2. But the poll is not yet over. I'm gonna let the people vote until tomorrow. No, I am not running for the president of the Philippines. I can't even vote yet, I'm 12 years old. At least vote for Rock Band so that I could really pick from the two. Yes, vote for Rock Band. I don't want easy wins.

Poll updates.

Whoa! It's the first day and I already have 1....2....3 votes! Wow! 3 votes, one day. That seems like an acceptable progress. And I can see that those 3 voted on the second option. It seems that people think that the girl is more important than Rock Band, and they are correct. But, I am still a huge Beatles fan, so I'm not giving up! 6 more days!

The goods.

Even though MJ died, there are some good news for me. After painstaking work and devotion, I will be given an Xbox 360. Isn't that great? Yeah. Well, the poll was unsuccessful. No one actually voted for anything. That's why I'm making another poll.

After learning I was getting my Xbox, I quickly thought of games that I was gonna buy. And since I'm a huge Beatle's fan, I didn't forget the new The Beatle's Rockband. But, after learning the huge $250 price tag, I just couldn't buy it. I thought of a plan. You see, I wasn't just saving for the Xbox, I was also saving to go on a date with _______.

Hahaha, don't bother trying to figure out who she is. So this is what I thought. Either not buy Rockband and go on a date, or give all my money for Rockband and have no date. I'm making a poll for this, so you better vote! If I thought of this by myself I would have gone with both. But that isn't possible is it? So vote!

Aaahh..!! Why..@!!

We...we....welcome *sniff* Keep it together Dane.... Hello guys, have you heard the news? You probably have heard that..... that...... MICHAEL JACKSON DIED! Awkward time to know MJ died while I was playing Halo. So, this blog post is in memory of Micheal Jackson. You have taught this world the ways of POP. I will never forget Billie Jean, my favorite MJ song. So, this is for you MJ.



R.I.P. Michael Joseph Jackson

August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009

We will never forget you, keep dancing in the stars. Truly you are the "King of Pop".


I can't believe he died, I was even teasing his game, Moonwalker, which was a piece of shit. We'll miss you MJ, I think we'll just see you in Heaven or Hell.

Uhm....what the fuck?

Uhm.....WTF? Something seems to be wrong with my blog. The problem should be gone by now because I fixed it, but a while ago my blog was showing blanks. As in, BLANKS! It seems that I need to change the font color of my blog so that it doesn't BLEND IN with the layout, blogspot has to fix this. I just can't fix all my posts. That would be so stupid of me.

School WTF!

Man, it seems that the storm has passed. Which actually makes us sad. Yes, there will be school tomorrow. It sucks right? But, tomorrow is Friday. So it's gonna be a fun day, even for school. Still, why can't God give us one more suspension? No more hope, that's why I'm blogging this. Our CPU is still broken, and let me tell you, laptops are so small! I can't write a damn sentence without having a typo! So I'll be glad when I get my hands on that piece of shit I call a computer.

Yeah, don't forget about the poll people! I worked hard (hard?) to put that poll. So don't just ignore it. Don't forget, I'm gonna change my layout tonight. So, goodnight.


Thanks,
Dane

Rude commentary.

It's Thursday, sorry I couldn't make a movie review. It's been raining here for days...but there's some good news. School has been suspended! And this is the 2nd day I haven't picked up a damn book. Well, if there's good news there are bad news. Our stupid PC's broken, I'm using a laptop. So there's a chance I won't be able to make a movie review for Transformers, if I happen to watch it.

And, people please don't ignore my poll, I'll understand if you don't know what a poll is. But for those of you who actually know how to work a poll, please vote. I realized that only I voted. Notice that there's only 2(two) voters. Yes, both were mine. So please vote.

Also, I happened to play Cod Wow Nazi Zombies mode yesterday with a friend. And it was fucking fun! I would be so happy if I could play that everyday with 3 friends. That would be so fun! So, gonna try to watch Transformers ASAP! And gonna tweet it.


Thanks,
Dane

Poll.

Yo guys! I made a poll on whether to buy the Xbox 360, or the iPhone 3GS. Don't forget to vote, it's on the upper right of my blog. Don't pick the third one please, I want real answers.

Getting tired of this school thing.

Hello guys, sorry I haven't been updating much. It's because of school, I'm just busy with all the schoolwork and stuff. So I didn't had any time posting blog posts. But I still update on my Twitter, so feel free to go look at it every minute. Whatever makes you happy.


So....what now? I guess I'll make a movie review this Friday or Thursday. Give or take.


And yeah, I've been having a little problem. Does anyone here know how to use Photoshop? Because I certainly do not know. I think I'll just ask help from my sister for this one.


I know that only a few people read my blog. If ever I do spot any of my friends going to my blog, then I would be certainly happy. Since I'm just doing this for nothing, it would be nice if someone actually read it for a change. Thanks anyway person who is reading this, for you have made my day. Comment for once, would you?





Thanks, that's all


Dane

School..Blargh.

*sigh* The once towering castle of summer fun has been invaded by the evil forces of.....EDUCATION! Be afraid, for Education is merciless. It will kill you and your family if you are not too careful. Be on a tight watch, no one will aid you in school. What an evil way of explaining school right? Or is it real, maybe. They watch everywhere, so don't let your guard down!

Tomorrow's the first day of school and I guess I'll be doing something great while I'm a free man...err....boy. But I'm wondering what, so I'll update you guys about school tomorrow, if I ever come back....... seriously.

Flying bus.

This is the best video ever! Here.

Isn't it the best video evar!?



It is..!!!


Oh yeah, don't forget to check out my new show in YouTube.
You can find it here.

Pretty good right? lol

Saying Nazi in Germany is illegal I say!

I know it when you know it that I know something that you know that I know too because we both know that when I ask "What the hell is happening to the world!?" I would usually reply "Oh, it's Friday. You should see the world on a Wednesday." But today's different. Every time a person say's "How are you?" people would usually reply "I'm fine....ehem...poor..ehem..." It seems unconventional, but I think the only way to help this world from getting destroyed by Monday is that we should.....lay some people off. Ehem.....murder..ehem... The Government should do a list like this one:

Tommy Cojones : Unrespectable Should be vaporized immediately.

Dane Enerio : Respectable Must be given outmost luxury in everything.

Lilo & Stitch : Status unknown... Show cancelled 3 billion years ago.

Etc.....


I'm posting this because I'm so insecure about life. And I .... Nevermind


See it? See it? SEE IT!?

No, no you don't.


The Government thinks that everyone is "special". The only ones I see special are the blind, the epileptic , the autistic, and the homeless. I mean legless. Yes, the legless.

In Germany, when you are named John, people will start to ask you "John is a weird name for a German". But then John would reply by saying " Well, what kind of name is Abelard? A dog's name?"

I know I'm not making any sense in this post (do I ever make sense? If yes, you should go see a doctor) But I am right when I say that......*horrible fake zzzzhhhhh sounds*......Philipp......ines .....zzzzhhhh......balls......zzzzsssss........ Thank you for listening.


Posting this will assure me that in the near future the Government will try to copy MY idea and MY plans for saving the WORLD.


What else should I say? Hello?


This post was made so I could give people a little of what I feel about life. If you are smart enough to see it.... Go look for it!



Edit!!!: I can see that this post makes no sense (except for the hidden message). But I made this while I was bored and started to act crazy...and say crazy stuff. So I hope you understand that this post does not indeed hold any valuable information or material that will satisfy the modern critic. Or reader, or anything. Fuck! Just got bitten by something.....WTF!!!!???? BEES......!!!!!! AAAHH..!!

Swine Flu doing some good deeds.

Hey! Got some weird news about Swine Flu. It turns out that schools in the Philippines are so afraid of Swine Flu that they are delaying class for more than a week. Isn't that great! And..ehem...That would help us not to get swine flu. Right. I feel strange, like my brain was...Uhm..that was nothing..continue dear citizen.

Ghost busting isn't that easy.

So, today we played Halo 2 so we could hunt the ghost at Lockout. And we found nothing, disappointing. We did managed to finish the campaign....with cheats. How is that possible? We were on an X-box! I say....MOD. Or something. We also played Battlefront 2 and Republic Commandos. But we mostly played Halo 2. So....we also tried to get the Scarab Gun. But it was so hard to get. Then at the 5th try I finally said "Fuck this, let's use cheats!". Which also didn't work. So...hard....to.....get! But I will have you. Scarab Gun.

Horus Heresy.

Yey! After 3 months of waiting, I finally get......My new Horus Heresy book! Yeah...so...I was too lazy to take a picture, but that's why we have the internet right?





The picture's small right? It's the only one I could find.

E3 madness!

Oh, E3 is OVER. But it was fun while it lasted. So, looking forward to play Halo:ODST in September, if I even get my Xbox 360 then. So.....got nothing to do. Then I better focus on this school thing. It's annoying me, so I should handle it now. Sorry didn't got the E3 coverage, Faith, you did your best. Or you did nothing. Either way, thanks. Gonna play Company of Heroes tomorrow online, so I better get training. E3 2009, you gave this world a favor.......HOPE@!

Movie Review again?

Hey guys, forgot to tell you I watched Terminator: Salvation last week. But don't worry, I won't review it (please ignore the title). But I still have a few words for the movie, "Bad Acting" on some parts. But everything else was just fine.

I also watched the first Terminator last week to compare from Salvation. And I never remembered anything about robots with lasers in Salvation. But there was a part in Terminator that showed lasers, so that was a bit confusing. I was also disappointed when I learned Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't there. So in short, a good movie. You should totally watch it.

E3.

It's E3 and for all the hardcore gamers out there, it's like Christmas. So, I was supposed to be doing a coverage of E3, but sadly, I'm on the other side of the world. So I asked my friend, Faith, if she could do a coverage. And the reply? "I'll try" Now, let's just hope my little (she's actually taller than me) friend does the job.

But don't worry guys, maybe next year I can do the coverage, if E3 happens to go to the Philippines or even Japan, that would be enough.