Saying Nazi in Germany is illegal I say!

I know it when you know it that I know something that you know that I know too because we both know that when I ask "What the hell is happening to the world!?" I would usually reply "Oh, it's Friday. You should see the world on a Wednesday." But today's different. Every time a person say's "How are you?" people would usually reply "I'm fine....ehem...poor..ehem..." It seems unconventional, but I think the only way to help this world from getting destroyed by Monday is that we should.....lay some people off. Ehem.....murder..ehem... The Government should do a list like this one:

Tommy Cojones : Unrespectable Should be vaporized immediately.

Dane Enerio : Respectable Must be given outmost luxury in everything.

Lilo & Stitch : Status unknown... Show cancelled 3 billion years ago.

Etc.....


I'm posting this because I'm so insecure about life. And I .... Nevermind


See it? See it? SEE IT!?

No, no you don't.


The Government thinks that everyone is "special". The only ones I see special are the blind, the epileptic , the autistic, and the homeless. I mean legless. Yes, the legless.

In Germany, when you are named John, people will start to ask you "John is a weird name for a German". But then John would reply by saying " Well, what kind of name is Abelard? A dog's name?"

I know I'm not making any sense in this post (do I ever make sense? If yes, you should go see a doctor) But I am right when I say that......*horrible fake zzzzhhhhh sounds*......Philipp......ines .....zzzzhhhh......balls......zzzzsssss........ Thank you for listening.


Posting this will assure me that in the near future the Government will try to copy MY idea and MY plans for saving the WORLD.


What else should I say? Hello?


This post was made so I could give people a little of what I feel about life. If you are smart enough to see it.... Go look for it!



Edit!!!: I can see that this post makes no sense (except for the hidden message). But I made this while I was bored and started to act crazy...and say crazy stuff. So I hope you understand that this post does not indeed hold any valuable information or material that will satisfy the modern critic. Or reader, or anything. Fuck! Just got bitten by something.....WTF!!!!???? BEES......!!!!!! AAAHH..!!