A battle is only worth fighting if you know you're victorious.

Remember when I said I still had a chance to get an Xbox? Well, I think I exaggerated a little bit. Seems I have a narrow chance of about .0000087 percent of getting the Xbox. Now, if that doesn't make sense my dear reader, then let me explain this in the most simplest way a person like me can.


XBOX R NOT POSSIBLE


Well, that's what I think. If you've got any idea of how I can get an Xbox then please, you are welcome as in, VERY WELCOME, to mail me of how I can get an original American and legalized Xbox 360 from Microsoft. Please, I require as much as I can in this great undertaking between good and evil. Seriously.


Thanks and God bless,
Dane


Oh yeah, my email is dane_enerio@yahoo.com If you've got any questions, jokes, interesting facts or even your autobiography, please don't hesitate to mail it to me. I assure you there will be a reply. It's a money back guarantee. I promise.