The Big Question.

Mass Effect 2 looks awesome. Bioshock 2 also looks awesome. I'm still thinking what to buy from Steam, I REALLY WANT BIOSHOCK 2. But Mass Effect 2 looks SO EPIC. What the fuck do I do? By the way, Bioshock 2 has MULTI PLAYER. Which I think Mass Effect 2 doesn't have. Boo hoo Bioware, I do love your games though.

Dane Reviews: James Cameron's Avatar.

Before the actual movie review, I want everyone to know that 3D IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. It wasn't the first time I ever experienced a 3D movie. If you happen to see the trailers before the movie itself, THEY WERE SO FUCKING AMAZING. It seems that almost every movie in 2010 is gonna be 3D, which I think is SO FUCKING AWESOME. I can't wait for the 3D movies, especially Alice in Wonderland, I've seen the trailer but not on 3D. IT WAS SO AWESOME, SO GOOD, SO BEAUTIFUL, SO AMAZING. I'm so gonna watch Alice in Wonderland....IN 3D.

Right, about Avatar.....

IT WAS SUPER MEGA FUCKING ULTRA AMAZING. IT WAS PERFECT. IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN.

So, there's your movie review. Have fun.

Dane Reviews: The Spy Next Door

Before you insult me for watching this movie, NO, I didn't intend to watch this. But since I am A DRAMA QUEEN and hates BEING LATE ON THE DAY I WAS GONNA WATCH AVATAR, I instead skipped Avatar to have a decent movie review. So I watched The Spy Next Door.

Jackie Chan movies have a special place in my heart. In The Spy Next Door, the comedy it uses with Jackie Chan and the characters is those for little kids. Mainly, THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE THE BRAINS. Although some scenes are GENERALLY FUNNY, everything else was comedy for kids whose noses are 8 inches wide through all the nose picking they're doing. But do not judge The Spy Next Door, it is the biggest mistake you'll ever do if you are a Jackie Chan fan, except for not watching Rush Hour 3.

I loved The Spy Next Door if you were asking, and I bet you really weren't. I'm gonna cut this review short because I have a "MEETING" with an annoying orange. So, funny Terrorists, old style Jackie Chan action, comedy's not that good for adults, and the cast is spectacular. Mix that around with some "Hillbillies" and you're on your way.

I'm a bit late.

Good luck to those who are in Haiti. Rest assured that my prayers are with you through the way. Though I am not able to make any fund raising campaigns, I can advise you to donate your money instead to Red Cross. Thank you everyone, God bless us all.

Technology.

I am quite happy to say that my laptop's built-in HD speakers are much more better than normal headphones. And to that, I say thank you to HP for making good quality laptops. But over the years, gamers have asked who has the best quality console and who doesn't. Clearly the best answer for the better console would be the PS3. I salute Sony for making the PS3. Though the normal PS3 would cost you $299, it would take Sony about $330 to make it. See how good Sony is? They are sacrificing their own money to make us happy. While the other corporation, mainly Microsoft, is selling us the run down Xbox 360 with no free multi player or good games for the same price with the PS3. But they didn't care about the quality of their console and look what they got, a stupid console with lots of bugs and a disease called the RED RING OF DEATH. If not for the fact that Halo is an Xbox exclusive only, the Xbox 360 would have hit ROCK BOTTOM. The PS3, on the other hand, is much smoother and better. With it's free NON SUBSCRIPTION MULTI PLAYER and TOP OF THE LINE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO GAMES like Killzone and Uncharted. Don't forget the Blu Ray, the PS3 HAS FUCKING BLU RAY. HOW AMAZING. Go Sony!

The Way of the Futuuuuure.

After carefully watching some CES videos from G4 and Machinima, it is certain that the future is really the present. Which I think is very confusing, why would you call it the future if it's already the present? I remember a friend of mine saying "He would go back to the future." I don't know if my friend was being possessed by Marty McFly at that time because I was having too much fun with my hamburger, which was a cheeseburger by the way. Going back to CES, I was really fascinated with Sony and their part of securing a safe future ahead with their new 3D TV'S. Which would save your child from a burning house, if ordered to. Is this the future? NO. THE FUTURE IS WHEN VALVE WOULD FUCKING RELEASE EPISODE 3 OF HALF LIFE 2, IF NINTENDO RELEASED A NEW AND MUCH BETTER OCARINA OF TIME, AND IF BIOWARE WOULD MAKE MORE BALDUR'S GATE. THAT'S THE FUCKING FUTURE, AND DON'T FORGET AL GORE.

Unlikely.

After destroying the movie entertainment of the Philippines for the late parts of December and early parts of January, the MMFF is now and I hope shall be forever gone due to the lack of support from it's foreign investors. Thanks to that, I can now watch James Cameron's Avatar with my head focusing on racial terms and my legs jumping from the excitement of seeing giant fucking robots. Though it is uncertain if I even WANT to watch Avatar because I already know the WHOLE FUCKING PLOT, thanks to stupid news sites, mainly Yahoo!. Which I think is more stupid in the field of gaming due to the lack of BRAIN CELLS and DELETED CHILDHOODS.