Dane Reviews: The Spy Next Door

Before you insult me for watching this movie, NO, I didn't intend to watch this. But since I am A DRAMA QUEEN and hates BEING LATE ON THE DAY I WAS GONNA WATCH AVATAR, I instead skipped Avatar to have a decent movie review. So I watched The Spy Next Door.

Jackie Chan movies have a special place in my heart. In The Spy Next Door, the comedy it uses with Jackie Chan and the characters is those for little kids. Mainly, THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE THE BRAINS. Although some scenes are GENERALLY FUNNY, everything else was comedy for kids whose noses are 8 inches wide through all the nose picking they're doing. But do not judge The Spy Next Door, it is the biggest mistake you'll ever do if you are a Jackie Chan fan, except for not watching Rush Hour 3.

I loved The Spy Next Door if you were asking, and I bet you really weren't. I'm gonna cut this review short because I have a "MEETING" with an annoying orange. So, funny Terrorists, old style Jackie Chan action, comedy's not that good for adults, and the cast is spectacular. Mix that around with some "Hillbillies" and you're on your way.