Dane Reviews: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

Prince of Persia! The Sands of Time!? Does that ring any bell? Of course it does you idiot! It's the title of the game that I played in Dominic's house! Which had a level which was almost impossible. And I think I just rage quited that part since I was very angry losing to n00bs in Halo 1.

And guess what! "What Dane!?" It's from Disney! THE FILM IS FROM DISNEY! Which is somewhat impossible to tell since the movie was in no way like any Disney movie I've seen.With all it's action, drama, kisses, women. Oh especially the women. Hmmm.. The women...

Gemma Arterton... Looks like Disney hired someone actually FIT for the role. Except for Dastan, who was played by Jake Gyllenhall. Gyllenhall, I will pay someone 10 million dollars if they can pronounce that in their first try. I actually had to watch an interview of him to actually understand the pronunciation. Apparently, it's pronunciation is NOTHING LIKE the spelling. I have no idea where these celebs get their surnames.

The movie was good. The atmosphere was almost perfect. It had the action, the drama, the slight comedic acts, and the ostriches. Yes, you will need an ostrich to make a movie perfect. It will be a fail if it's not there at all. Also- Gyllenhaal. Seriously. I can't get that off my mind....

The movie is an A plus. If the test was about the anatomy of a pervert, then it got a perfect A plus.

It's a very good movie that I will recommend for everyone. Except for children. It's good, very good. Because it had Gemma Arterton.

Besides, every movie is good if it has Toby Kebbell and Ben Kingsley in it. It just makes everything better.

But I guess the cast should have thanked actor Alfred Molina for saving the film's ass. Without his humor in the film, I might have thought it wasn't a Disney film. Nor would I give the film a 10 out of 10. I love the film, I love the game. What's not to like rather than Tamina not remembering everything that happened to her and Dastan at the end. Ooops. Spoiler I guess.

Dane Reviews: Iron Man 2

It was fine. There's nothing else to say actually. Except for the fact that it was super-racist. With it's Russian actors and Nick Fury being black and all. Also with Rhody, which was also black. And it was funny because War Machine (Rhody) is ALSO black.

Well, I think most people were satisfied when Scarlett Johansson showed up, but not me. I was only satisfied when Tony was eating a donut while inside a giant donut and then Nick Fury showed up and said "Sir, I will need you to evacuate the donut" or something like that.

Overall it was fun. So I hope you watched it, cause I bet your friends will be talking about it all day long in the first day of school.

Oh yeah, the Russians.

The Russians were the centerpart of the movie itself. Seriously.

But most of the film is serious. Too serious. Even Rhody, which I thought was very comedic, is serious. Aside from Nick Fury making me laugh everytime I see Samuel Jackson's funny face and the Hammer Industry jokes, the whole film, for me, is quite not very entertaining as what I hoped it would be. The trailer gave us intense excitement, and when you watch the film you'll just be "Meh" or even worse, you'll say "It was da best mooovie evar!".

What I'm trying to say is that it's making itself look different, but really, it's not. Really, when Tony saw that clip of his dad saying how much he loved him, it was just a clusterfuck. You don't know if this film is trying to copy Bioshock or not, but it looked like it.

My score: 7/10. Have fun giving me hatemail you stupid little kids.

Oh my...

Miranda Consgrove is so beautiful. She's so gorgeous. Maybe even more beautiful than, dare I say it, Plender. Forgive me oh Lord. Now, it is time to overuse smiles. :P xD :D :) :))))) =) =))))

If someone sees this, they'll be like :O :| :/ D:

Though I'm still loyal to "you know who". So don't even think about- No, don't you even try to- I SAID DON'T - OH NEVERMIND!

About this Korea thing.

I know the relationships between North and South Korea are in a clusterfuck, but we can all just calm down. There WILL BE NO WAR.

Yes, believe me. All you have to do is leave North and South Korea ALONE, DO NOT ENTER SIDES. DO NOT. Because obviously the Norths and the Souths are both PEOPLE. People that are like you! They get angry, they get pissed off, they get happy, they get sad, and they get surprised. So just calm down, do not be angry at North, because it will only make things worse.

I actually feel sad for the Norths, people calling them evil communists, wouldn't you get sad if you were called like that? They are people too, didn't you people noticed that they just want to be alone. They don't need more stereotypical people like you in Korea!

So I hope you have "absorbed" some insight of knowledge in this, and make the right choice of not doing anything at all. Well, for now.

And if there is a war, we can just all go to Russia. Since Russia is the only country which has it's own Nuclear Missile Defense System.

Thanks,

Dane.

Also, in non-related news, I didn't get to watch Iron Man 2. I WILL watch it TONIGHT, along with Shrek Forever After. SO don't be angry. Because I'm pissed off too.

Blargh blargh blargh and shit.

Hello guys, I see you miss me....or not. Well, I can't blame you. I've been really busy for the past weeks. Having problems and all.... I'm really sorry for my readers.. Who I guess are dead already..

I'll just make it up to you guys, tomorrow I'll be watching Iron Man 2(don't ask why I haven't watched it).

I'm also pissed off by the fact that I haven't watched Kick Ass and How to Train Your Dragon. Apparently, cinemas were only entitled one week for that movie to show. Which is pissing me off, still today, the thought of not watching "the said best Dreamworks animations movie" is really traumatic. I hate life. I hate life. I hate life.

I want to cry hard... I just can't. I'm too lazy to cry....

Thanks,

Dane