Dane Reviews: Iron Man 2

It was fine. There's nothing else to say actually. Except for the fact that it was super-racist. With it's Russian actors and Nick Fury being black and all. Also with Rhody, which was also black. And it was funny because War Machine (Rhody) is ALSO black.

Well, I think most people were satisfied when Scarlett Johansson showed up, but not me. I was only satisfied when Tony was eating a donut while inside a giant donut and then Nick Fury showed up and said "Sir, I will need you to evacuate the donut" or something like that.

Overall it was fun. So I hope you watched it, cause I bet your friends will be talking about it all day long in the first day of school.

Oh yeah, the Russians.

The Russians were the centerpart of the movie itself. Seriously.

But most of the film is serious. Too serious. Even Rhody, which I thought was very comedic, is serious. Aside from Nick Fury making me laugh everytime I see Samuel Jackson's funny face and the Hammer Industry jokes, the whole film, for me, is quite not very entertaining as what I hoped it would be. The trailer gave us intense excitement, and when you watch the film you'll just be "Meh" or even worse, you'll say "It was da best mooovie evar!".

What I'm trying to say is that it's making itself look different, but really, it's not. Really, when Tony saw that clip of his dad saying how much he loved him, it was just a clusterfuck. You don't know if this film is trying to copy Bioshock or not, but it looked like it.

My score: 7/10. Have fun giving me hatemail you stupid little kids.