Don't tell me.

I just said yes to the laptop. Now, what the fuck was I thinking? Should I still get the 360 or PS3? My last option really is the laptop. I heard the PS3 fan boys are having a good time with Uncharted 2, and that's why my second option's the PS3. So, is my dream of playing with the Chief going to happen, or should I play some butt kicking ass time with Nathan Drake? Maybe I should scare the living shit out of myself with Cryostasis on the laptop? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

Resistance is a PS3 game but it's a good title for this post.

In an epic turn of events, my parents want me to buy a laptop instead of the Xbox. This is like watching The Da Vinci Code all over again where I didn't know what the hell was going on. I was like "Where's Superman? Where's Spiderman? WHERE'S ANYBODY?!" A laptop does indeed sound good, but I always remember why I would even buy the Xbox, HALO. PC's don't have Halo 3 and ODST, which makes the PC gamer in me weep. So, I will keep fighting till the end to get the Xbox, even if it turns into a massive black market operation, whatever that means. I must resist the nice, smooth, portable, Dawn of War - playing laptop until I can get the Xbox. Then, I would beg for the laptop so that I have one console platform and a proper working PC. That would make me a REAL GAMER!

Fulfilling dreams now easier with DaneTron 9000.

Remember in those certain movies where those pathetic actors always typed on the keyboards like they were on crack? Where they don't even use the mouse? They just type gibberish like this :

ninyancoinaknu fn gaoianuygki chdsuk hxstrvgdlknjhi9 iugiuba ubibubhgouhuyg oihgiuab ioh6cbnoisa ianfsanho m iubva onnafinam igfhe auguena.

I tell you, it really is fun. When you're playing, yes. But in real life, you look like a complete asshole. These often happen when these basic quotes are said:

"Activating photon lasers"
"Breaking the code!"
"Everything seems to be working in the systems"
"Malfunction, what's happening?"
"THERE'S A COW ON MY SCREEN!"

I recommend you to do it if you haven't, because it's fun playing stoopid. Unless you really are.

Also, I've observed my "web journal" posts are getting a little...shorter? Yes, that's the term. I don't know what's happening. I used to type hundreds of words for just one post (did that really happen or was that a dream?).

Bad news for the movie review.

Seems like Gamer is not in the theaters anymore. Bad news for you, but for me, I can still watch other movies right? WRONG. I wanted to watch Gamer, but with this "Ondoy" fella almost turned the Philippines into a giant swimming pool for hobos. Stupid Typhoon. It gets better. Two more "Super Typhoons" are heading towards the Philippines. Like Ondoy wasn't enough? And who am I to blame for this? YOU. YES, YOU. Why didn't you recycle? Why didn't you reuse? WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO AL GORE WHEN AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH WAS SHOWN? I watched An Inconvenient Truth, why didn't I get sick like all the others? It's because I have a brain you "idjit".

Dear War, I love you but....

I love war. Oh wait, I mean I love HISTORIC wars. Modern wars are stupid. What kind of war are you fighting if you just keep launching nuclear missiles at your enemies? Where's the blood? Where's the honor? Really, I haven't seen any modern war that lasted for years. All of them seem to last for just months or days, sometimes even minutes. Stupid technology, you have made us sooooooooo lazy we can't even fight our own battles. Sometime in the near future, robots will do the fighting. Just like in Terminator. But then the robots will fight us back and we'll make again our own robots to fight the other robots but the robots get confused and it becomes a cluster-fuck for everyone. Really, I love movies about historic wars. I love games about historic wars. Hell, I even like music about historic wars. Can't we all just be FAIR? Seriously, launching nuclear missiles at your enemies is like giving rocket launchers to the Russians in World War 1. That would scare the living shit out of the Germans.