Dear War, I love you but....

I love war. Oh wait, I mean I love HISTORIC wars. Modern wars are stupid. What kind of war are you fighting if you just keep launching nuclear missiles at your enemies? Where's the blood? Where's the honor? Really, I haven't seen any modern war that lasted for years. All of them seem to last for just months or days, sometimes even minutes. Stupid technology, you have made us sooooooooo lazy we can't even fight our own battles. Sometime in the near future, robots will do the fighting. Just like in Terminator. But then the robots will fight us back and we'll make again our own robots to fight the other robots but the robots get confused and it becomes a cluster-fuck for everyone. Really, I love movies about historic wars. I love games about historic wars. Hell, I even like music about historic wars. Can't we all just be FAIR? Seriously, launching nuclear missiles at your enemies is like giving rocket launchers to the Russians in World War 1. That would scare the living shit out of the Germans.