Fulfilling dreams now easier with DaneTron 9000.

Remember in those certain movies where those pathetic actors always typed on the keyboards like they were on crack? Where they don't even use the mouse? They just type gibberish like this :

ninyancoinaknu fn gaoianuygki chdsuk hxstrvgdlknjhi9 iugiuba ubibubhgouhuyg oihgiuab ioh6cbnoisa ianfsanho m iubva onnafinam igfhe auguena.

I tell you, it really is fun. When you're playing, yes. But in real life, you look like a complete asshole. These often happen when these basic quotes are said:

"Activating photon lasers"
"Breaking the code!"
"Everything seems to be working in the systems"
"Malfunction, what's happening?"
"THERE'S A COW ON MY SCREEN!"

I recommend you to do it if you haven't, because it's fun playing stoopid. Unless you really are.

Also, I've observed my "web journal" posts are getting a little...shorter? Yes, that's the term. I don't know what's happening. I used to type hundreds of words for just one post (did that really happen or was that a dream?).