Merry Christmas.

After carefully analyzing that Justin Bieber said "One Time" over and over for 24 times, I am pleased to announce that I now feel this "Christmas Spirit" of which you speak. Which is no surprise since today really is Christmas. Yet I am sad to say that the fat cheeky fellow who wears a red suit and has a white beard did not give me my wish of having...well...uhm...that's a secret. But don't lose hope if you didn't get your wish this Christmas, because there is always a way. What I mean is go to the North Pole and kick Santa's ass for not giving you your wish! That's the spirit ain't it? Now, go have fun with your family you strange person.

Merry Christmas,

- Dane