December 25 is almost here and I can't shake the feeling that the fat bastard with the white beard called Santa put me in his "non-nice" list. Which would sound ridiculous if not for the fact that I've been playing Modern Warfare 2 and it's controversial mission. Yes, the mission where you undeniably kill innocent chickens. Indeed I was shocked when the game gave me a gun and a place full of chickens with the objectives "Escape while killing all the chickens". I am quite angry at Activision and Infinty Ward for making me kill innocent chickens with a grenade and an Uzi while looking helplessly doing nothing but aim and clicking the mouse. Now, where was I again? Oh yes, Christmas.
The Christmas spirit, also known as the Ronald McDonald Kiddie Meal aftertaste, is always taller and always higher than our heads, so I advise you to NOT sniff anymore drugs you have before the date December 25. A few more important safety reminde- That reminds me. People, do NOT buy The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys. I know deep inside everyone is a special place where we all love and adore Sea Monkeys but this is absolutely a giant scam. So, you have been advised.
I would LOVE to discuss to you more Christmas tips, but sadly, something just came up. I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER REGRET DECEMBER 22. FOREVER........!!!!!!!!!!!
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