Best poem in the whole world.

I got to watch Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay earlier since I needed to cheer up from all the stress around me. And a little part before the ending was really a big surprise for me, since you would never expect something like that in a whacked-out comedy. Kumar said one of the most beautiful poems I have ever heard, and it really refreshed me on my love goals. If you're a girl and the guy who likes you says this, then it means he really loves you. Since no idiot would be bold enough to say this unless he actually wants to lose his dignity for love.

"I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed"

-David Feinberg

Canada.

She's going there. She's really going there. OMGWTFBBQ! It's as if God is punishing me for all the bad things I've done. But why her!? WHY HER!? The girl I first fell in love with, taken by the divine powers of God. Damn....

Does that mean I'll have to study college in Canada? Eh, it seems so.

I am aiming for another diet.

Yep, you heard that right. I am in a strict diet. Progress will be posted daily on my Twitter. Thanks. Now goodnight!

Edit: It seems posting useless stuff about the progress of my diet in Twitter is stupid. Expect no more updates. Though I'm still on a diet.

Alright...

WTF are LoveRockets? I had some guesses....

It could be Chris Brown's song, Love Rocket. Or maybe something else, I don't know. I wish she's thinking about me....That would be a dream God...

Life.

Indeed, real life sucks. And the only good life is the gaming life. In games, people can't physically hurt you, but in real life, you can be fucked up to death. Which sucks...seriously.

I don't know how other people do it. I really don't know what they're secret is. I've gotten desperate to the point that I can't even play games right. Well, if you must know why I'm in this kind of condition, it's because of her.

She NEVER replies to my text anymore. I don't even see her going to ICCS anymore. Am I that ugly? So ugly that girls can't even look at me, and would try to avoid me as much as possible. I suppose this is the reason why people commit suicides. I feel bad, will I never get her? Will I never be loved by the person I truly love the most? Damn it.

This is what I'm talking about, real life is so fucked up. I'm going back...

The Philippines has the "CLEANEST" Politics in Asia.

Obviously, sarcasm was overflowing from the title. That statement didn't come from me, it came from another source. I wanna shout at kids for their knowledge about Philippine politics. Seriously, "I LIKE GIBO. HE LOOKS GWAPO" said child number 1. "NO NO, CHOOSE EDDIE, MAHAL NATIN SI BRO DIBA?" said child 2. "MALI KAYO, KAY NOYNOY TAYO. PUTANG INA KAPATID NIYA PALA SI MOMMY KRIS." said child number 3. And lastly "GAGO GAYO, KAY MANONG JANITOR TAYO! WOO!" said child number 4. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? THEY'RE ALL WRONG. OBVIOUSLY VILLAR'S GONNA WIN. HE HAS DA MONEEEYYYYY. DA MONEEYYY IS DA BEEEEEST.

I also noticed. Most political advertisements always offer negative information about the opposition. Especially NOYNOY ADS. THEY ALWAYS OFFER NEGATIVE INFO. SO DON'T VOTE FOR HIM, BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT.