Best poem in the whole world.

I got to watch Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay earlier since I needed to cheer up from all the stress around me. And a little part before the ending was really a big surprise for me, since you would never expect something like that in a whacked-out comedy. Kumar said one of the most beautiful poems I have ever heard, and it really refreshed me on my love goals. If you're a girl and the guy who likes you says this, then it means he really loves you. Since no idiot would be bold enough to say this unless he actually wants to lose his dignity for love.

"I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed"

-David Feinberg