The Philippines has the "CLEANEST" Politics in Asia.

Obviously, sarcasm was overflowing from the title. That statement didn't come from me, it came from another source. I wanna shout at kids for their knowledge about Philippine politics. Seriously, "I LIKE GIBO. HE LOOKS GWAPO" said child number 1. "NO NO, CHOOSE EDDIE, MAHAL NATIN SI BRO DIBA?" said child 2. "MALI KAYO, KAY NOYNOY TAYO. PUTANG INA KAPATID NIYA PALA SI MOMMY KRIS." said child number 3. And lastly "GAGO GAYO, KAY MANONG JANITOR TAYO! WOO!" said child number 4. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? THEY'RE ALL WRONG. OBVIOUSLY VILLAR'S GONNA WIN. HE HAS DA MONEEEYYYYY. DA MONEEYYY IS DA BEEEEEST.

I also noticed. Most political advertisements always offer negative information about the opposition. Especially NOYNOY ADS. THEY ALWAYS OFFER NEGATIVE INFO. SO DON'T VOTE FOR HIM, BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT.