Hello!

Hello my little friends! Sorry I've been gone for a long time, never really had the time to check out my blog since I've been so busy the past months. Oh man, you guys missed a couple of highlights in my life which were pretty amazing. I'll tell the story next time since it's pretty long and might ruin the mood I am in right now.

So have fun with life ya'll!

Dane's still aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

I feel more alive! :D

Thanks,

Dane

My Middle Name is Lazy.

Actually it isn't, but I am pretty lazy. I'm sad to inform you guys that I can't make a movie review. Because I'm so lazy. Argh. Making this post was hard enough, what about a whole freaking review? Hope 'ye understand 'ye landlubbers.

Thanks,

Dane

Aw Hell No.

Hey guys,

Sorry for not updating, I've been very busy lately. I've seen Toy Story 3 by the way, last two weeks ago... Sorry there isn't a movie review YET. Just hang on tight and pray I've got no homework.

Thanks,

Dane

Toy Story 3, Karate Kid, and the A-Team.

For some odd reason, Karate Kid and the A-Team wasn't shown in the Philippines. Or that's what I think what happened. But don't worry! DVD's are all scattered now. About Toy Story 3 though, yeah...

I won't be watching it until tomorrow. And I'm not even sure if it's gonna be tomorrow. It might be on Sunday, or maybe even next week. Yikes! But don't worry kids! I won't be skipping something I've waited for 11 years.

*Ehem* Eclipse sucks ass *ehem*

thanks,

-Dane

Argh.

Hello guys,

I've been very, uhm, busy lately. So that's why I couldn't post frequently. Also I've got a lot of things revolving in my mind right now, which makes me very uneasy since it's mostly about my lovelife. *moans* I hate life.

On a side note, I've been spending more time watching old movies. Which leads me to research, which leads me to discoveries, which leads me to very interesting ideas. I don't know what to do really, I want to shout everything I know to the world, so people can learn. Learn to read books, watch old, meaningful, and entertaining movies; Unlike the movies now, which are incomparable to the old ones.

Well, goodbye and see yah later.

-Dane

Glee.

*Dane talks to himself*

"What is so special about this GLEE?!?!"

*Dane searches for Episode 1 of Glee*

"AAARRRGGHHHH"

*Dane goes through 14 websites*

"What the f-"

*Glee episode 1 loads*

"ASDASDGHVASDGHXSKJCN"

*Finshes loading*

"FINALLY!!!"

*Dane watches.*

*And watches*

*And watches*

*And watches some more*

*Goes to blog*

*Writes this*

Glee is a good show. /end

Thanks,

Dane

Blaaaaaaaargh.

Hey all,

I just wanted to point out that school is almost here, which will take up most of my time. But I guess it will give me more blogging time since I'd need to do quick run-ins than actually doing something that takes much more longer like playing games. So, before I go back in there with those immature little brats, I'd like to tell you guys how fun summer was. Although I never really enjoyed it, it was still fine. Though this summer, well for me, is the worst summer ever. We didn't even get the chance to swim. But our parents are gonna make up for that by letting us stay in a classy hotel during the school days.

Though I did enjoy the start of summer, since me and my friends were always connected and playing games. But when at the start of May, everything just totally fell apart. TOTALLY. *sigh* I wish I had a time machine to go back in time. Well, that's just what everyone wants right?

Oh, and if you've noticed, I've changed my template. So, please tell me if you like it, or hate it.

Ta-ta everyone, hope we all have a good school year.

Thanks,

Dane

Dane Reviews: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

Prince of Persia! The Sands of Time!? Does that ring any bell? Of course it does you idiot! It's the title of the game that I played in Dominic's house! Which had a level which was almost impossible. And I think I just rage quited that part since I was very angry losing to n00bs in Halo 1.

And guess what! "What Dane!?" It's from Disney! THE FILM IS FROM DISNEY! Which is somewhat impossible to tell since the movie was in no way like any Disney movie I've seen.With all it's action, drama, kisses, women. Oh especially the women. Hmmm.. The women...

Gemma Arterton... Looks like Disney hired someone actually FIT for the role. Except for Dastan, who was played by Jake Gyllenhall. Gyllenhall, I will pay someone 10 million dollars if they can pronounce that in their first try. I actually had to watch an interview of him to actually understand the pronunciation. Apparently, it's pronunciation is NOTHING LIKE the spelling. I have no idea where these celebs get their surnames.

The movie was good. The atmosphere was almost perfect. It had the action, the drama, the slight comedic acts, and the ostriches. Yes, you will need an ostrich to make a movie perfect. It will be a fail if it's not there at all. Also- Gyllenhaal. Seriously. I can't get that off my mind....

The movie is an A plus. If the test was about the anatomy of a pervert, then it got a perfect A plus.

It's a very good movie that I will recommend for everyone. Except for children. It's good, very good. Because it had Gemma Arterton.

Besides, every movie is good if it has Toby Kebbell and Ben Kingsley in it. It just makes everything better.

But I guess the cast should have thanked actor Alfred Molina for saving the film's ass. Without his humor in the film, I might have thought it wasn't a Disney film. Nor would I give the film a 10 out of 10. I love the film, I love the game. What's not to like rather than Tamina not remembering everything that happened to her and Dastan at the end. Ooops. Spoiler I guess.

Dane Reviews: Iron Man 2

It was fine. There's nothing else to say actually. Except for the fact that it was super-racist. With it's Russian actors and Nick Fury being black and all. Also with Rhody, which was also black. And it was funny because War Machine (Rhody) is ALSO black.

Well, I think most people were satisfied when Scarlett Johansson showed up, but not me. I was only satisfied when Tony was eating a donut while inside a giant donut and then Nick Fury showed up and said "Sir, I will need you to evacuate the donut" or something like that.

Overall it was fun. So I hope you watched it, cause I bet your friends will be talking about it all day long in the first day of school.

Oh yeah, the Russians.

The Russians were the centerpart of the movie itself. Seriously.

But most of the film is serious. Too serious. Even Rhody, which I thought was very comedic, is serious. Aside from Nick Fury making me laugh everytime I see Samuel Jackson's funny face and the Hammer Industry jokes, the whole film, for me, is quite not very entertaining as what I hoped it would be. The trailer gave us intense excitement, and when you watch the film you'll just be "Meh" or even worse, you'll say "It was da best mooovie evar!".

What I'm trying to say is that it's making itself look different, but really, it's not. Really, when Tony saw that clip of his dad saying how much he loved him, it was just a clusterfuck. You don't know if this film is trying to copy Bioshock or not, but it looked like it.

My score: 7/10. Have fun giving me hatemail you stupid little kids.

Oh my...

Miranda Consgrove is so beautiful. She's so gorgeous. Maybe even more beautiful than, dare I say it, Plender. Forgive me oh Lord. Now, it is time to overuse smiles. :P xD :D :) :))))) =) =))))

If someone sees this, they'll be like :O :| :/ D:

Though I'm still loyal to "you know who". So don't even think about- No, don't you even try to- I SAID DON'T - OH NEVERMIND!

About this Korea thing.

I know the relationships between North and South Korea are in a clusterfuck, but we can all just calm down. There WILL BE NO WAR.

Yes, believe me. All you have to do is leave North and South Korea ALONE, DO NOT ENTER SIDES. DO NOT. Because obviously the Norths and the Souths are both PEOPLE. People that are like you! They get angry, they get pissed off, they get happy, they get sad, and they get surprised. So just calm down, do not be angry at North, because it will only make things worse.

I actually feel sad for the Norths, people calling them evil communists, wouldn't you get sad if you were called like that? They are people too, didn't you people noticed that they just want to be alone. They don't need more stereotypical people like you in Korea!

So I hope you have "absorbed" some insight of knowledge in this, and make the right choice of not doing anything at all. Well, for now.

And if there is a war, we can just all go to Russia. Since Russia is the only country which has it's own Nuclear Missile Defense System.

Thanks,

Dane.

Also, in non-related news, I didn't get to watch Iron Man 2. I WILL watch it TONIGHT, along with Shrek Forever After. SO don't be angry. Because I'm pissed off too.

Blargh blargh blargh and shit.

Hello guys, I see you miss me....or not. Well, I can't blame you. I've been really busy for the past weeks. Having problems and all.... I'm really sorry for my readers.. Who I guess are dead already..

I'll just make it up to you guys, tomorrow I'll be watching Iron Man 2(don't ask why I haven't watched it).

I'm also pissed off by the fact that I haven't watched Kick Ass and How to Train Your Dragon. Apparently, cinemas were only entitled one week for that movie to show. Which is pissing me off, still today, the thought of not watching "the said best Dreamworks animations movie" is really traumatic. I hate life. I hate life. I hate life.

I want to cry hard... I just can't. I'm too lazy to cry....

Thanks,

Dane

Weird Dreams Getting More and More Weird.

My dreams keep getting weirder everyday. They're REALLY WEIRD. Like, REALLY WEIRD. Damn, what am I eating these days?

Dane Reviews: Toy Story 1 and 2 in 3D.

I know what you're gonna say, "WTF Dane you're reviewing old movies." But read the title, IT'S IN FREAKING 3D. And you know what's the difference!? EVERYTHING.

I enjoyed, but my mom didn't. She said it was "childish." It's obvious she hasn't seen the movies on TV. But just because the title has the word "Toy" in it, it doesn't mean the movie is childish. Old people and their points of view.

Many things look good in 3D, but if you remove the glasses, they are somewhat a little bit the same. Just remove the blur, you'll see it. And if you haven't seen Toy Story in a while, you'll actually be amazed on the things you didn't know. Really, watch it.

Dane Reviews: Clash of the Titans.

Warning: This review "MIGHT" contain spoilers. Please cover your eyes if you see them.

The movie was alright. But it was sooooo blasphemous. I was like "This movie should be banned or something." Seriously? Zeus? Olympus? PEGASUS!?

Though I did love one thing about it. Gemma Arterton, who plays Io, was soooooooo gorgeous. I couldn't take my eyes off her. She's so beautiful in her role. I love her now, she is now my celebrity crush.

Everything seemed good. The cast, the story, the beautiful women errr- I mean the epic fights. The effects? Hmmm, it was alright. Average movie at best.

Well, the movie itself was good. Too bad everyone else except Perseus, Io, and Andromeda had to die. It actually made me think "I hate movies like this....Well, it's good Io survives."

The Curse Of The Elevator.

I've been playing AVP's Marine campaign and I'm stuck in one mission. What kills me is not the aliens, but a freaking elevator. TWICE. IT HAS KILLED ME TWICE. I curse that elevator and whoever designed it in the game to go TO HELL. I won't play that game until I find a cheat or something.

By the way, expect a movie review later on.

Thanks,

Dane

Dane Reviews: Hot Tub Time Machine.

Hmmm. What can I say? I quite enjoyed the movie. Though most of the dialog was swearing, I quite loved it. It had a good funny cast, a good funny plot, a good funny story, and a good funny lesson.

It's very good and I recommend you guys to watch it. But be on a watch, parents are sure gonna say it was "bad" since it has a lot of swearing in it. And I mean, A LOT of swearing. A LOT.

Since I loved it, then you should too. But I hated the fact there were some deleted scenes. I payed for a movie and I didn't get to see all of it? Stupid "oversensitive" parents, you keep ruining our movies!

Thanks,

Dane

Another Sad Day For Gamers.

This day, April 15 2010, marks the end of the Xbox Live service for the original Xbox. And although I haven't used the service since I never owned an Xbox, I am still sad for the gamers who will suffer a major loss. I can't really explain it to you guys since most of you aren't gamers, that's why you should read this article instead.

Goodbye and thank you,

Dane

Self made quotes.

So I was given a few words and I thought up of quotes using them, check them out.

"What a fatal fantasy lies ahead of me! For all glory my name shall be written, not only in textbooks, but also in the Bible!"

"Cut me up and you will not find a heart nor a soul in my body. Rather, you will witness hope and faith personified!"

"A dark tower looms over me and yet I wonder what is blocking the sky. It or my personality."

"Jealousy's hands are filled with nothing but hatred. Redemption's, on the other hand, with blood."

Well, I don't know if you guys like them. I'm just a kid so you know what to expect from us when making quotes. NO, not those corny love quotes.

Words given:

Fatal Fantasy

Cut Me

Dark Tower

Redemption.

If you're smart you might have noticed they're not ordinary words, they're song titles. Epic song titles.

Where Idiots Dare.

Obviously, my last post was an April Fools joke. The link would lead you to a Rick Roll. So, for everyone who was Rick Roll'd, you may now get your dignity back!

It's for a good cause..

I'm supporting a foundation that helps kids who have cancer. Please support them by donating! Just go Here. It's a sub-branch of Red Cross for the youth, if you wanted to know.

Thank you for supporting a great cause! God Bless you! :)

Some few updates.

I'm certainly planning a movie review after the harsh periodical examinations. I'm thinking of.... wait...uhm....Iron Man 2? I'll just see what's in the cinema and if there's anything good, then I'm gonna watch it. Oh yeah, since summer is almost here I just want to give you one little tip: GET UP AND GET A SUMMER JOB YOU LAZY MAN. That is all!

-Thanks,

Dane

Nostalgia.

I am very nostalgic today after watching some old YouTube videos that I love. And I've got to say, I loved the past more than the present and future. I wish I have a time machine to go back in time and have the time of my life doing everything I did that seemed to have been perfect now. Man.... You will only admire the things that you did when they're gone.... Only the past can make me happy.

Dane Enerio's Amazing Contest for the Beginning of 2010.

ATTENTION!: THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED, DO NOT SEND ME MORE E-MAILS PLEASE. I WILL NOT COUNT THEM. Even though NO ONE did send anything.

EDIT!: I am quite disappointed. No one has joined the contest. Which is a real bummer since I really planned this hard. The contest it still on though. Please join :(

I am now holding a special contest for all the gamers out there. The contest is really simple. In the comments section, give me the URL of your most amazing and out of this world screenshot from any game. If it is a video, then it's okay. Just as long it's from a game and it's indeed yours. I don't want any COPY PASTING people. I know you guys know what I'm talking about. Here are the requirements:

*You must have a Steam account

-The prize will be a random Steam game. Since I am also out of cash, it will obviously be ranging from $5 and above. Don't complain, this is just a little contest on who has the best in game screenshot/video.

*You must have a GENDER.

-NO MARCO'S.

*No illegal stuff.

-You should be clean. Very, clean.

*You must be a person.

-Yep

*NO COPY PASTAAAAAAAAA.

-It should be yours and yours only.

The contest starts now March 8, 2010 11:50 GMT+8 and ends on May 12, 2010 6:00PM GMT+8.

Here's my photo by the way, and I know I'll just win.

Awesoooooooooooooome. Now go mates!

EDIT! : Prize changed to a minimum of $10 than $5.

EDIT 2! : Closing date shortened to 1st of April , 2010 GMT + 8.

EDIT 3! : Please be sensitive about the environment. :)

Oh snap.

What is wrong with the world. Life on Earth is already gonna end and the only thing people are giving me are MORE PROBLEMS. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME MORE PROBLEMS!? THERE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PROBLEMS ALREADY!

So please, stop it people. I just want to give up. Life is just so full of confusion. Don't make it worse. Man, I had to get stuck here, where I am now.

I just want to feel good before everything ends.

Best poem in the whole world.

I got to watch Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay earlier since I needed to cheer up from all the stress around me. And a little part before the ending was really a big surprise for me, since you would never expect something like that in a whacked-out comedy. Kumar said one of the most beautiful poems I have ever heard, and it really refreshed me on my love goals. If you're a girl and the guy who likes you says this, then it means he really loves you. Since no idiot would be bold enough to say this unless he actually wants to lose his dignity for love.

"I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed"

-David Feinberg

Canada.

She's going there. She's really going there. OMGWTFBBQ! It's as if God is punishing me for all the bad things I've done. But why her!? WHY HER!? The girl I first fell in love with, taken by the divine powers of God. Damn....

Does that mean I'll have to study college in Canada? Eh, it seems so.

I am aiming for another diet.

Yep, you heard that right. I am in a strict diet. Progress will be posted daily on my Twitter. Thanks. Now goodnight!

Edit: It seems posting useless stuff about the progress of my diet in Twitter is stupid. Expect no more updates. Though I'm still on a diet.

Alright...

WTF are LoveRockets? I had some guesses....

It could be Chris Brown's song, Love Rocket. Or maybe something else, I don't know. I wish she's thinking about me....That would be a dream God...

Life.

Indeed, real life sucks. And the only good life is the gaming life. In games, people can't physically hurt you, but in real life, you can be fucked up to death. Which sucks...seriously.

I don't know how other people do it. I really don't know what they're secret is. I've gotten desperate to the point that I can't even play games right. Well, if you must know why I'm in this kind of condition, it's because of her.

She NEVER replies to my text anymore. I don't even see her going to ICCS anymore. Am I that ugly? So ugly that girls can't even look at me, and would try to avoid me as much as possible. I suppose this is the reason why people commit suicides. I feel bad, will I never get her? Will I never be loved by the person I truly love the most? Damn it.

This is what I'm talking about, real life is so fucked up. I'm going back...

The Philippines has the "CLEANEST" Politics in Asia.

Obviously, sarcasm was overflowing from the title. That statement didn't come from me, it came from another source. I wanna shout at kids for their knowledge about Philippine politics. Seriously, "I LIKE GIBO. HE LOOKS GWAPO" said child number 1. "NO NO, CHOOSE EDDIE, MAHAL NATIN SI BRO DIBA?" said child 2. "MALI KAYO, KAY NOYNOY TAYO. PUTANG INA KAPATID NIYA PALA SI MOMMY KRIS." said child number 3. And lastly "GAGO GAYO, KAY MANONG JANITOR TAYO! WOO!" said child number 4. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? THEY'RE ALL WRONG. OBVIOUSLY VILLAR'S GONNA WIN. HE HAS DA MONEEEYYYYY. DA MONEEYYY IS DA BEEEEEST.

I also noticed. Most political advertisements always offer negative information about the opposition. Especially NOYNOY ADS. THEY ALWAYS OFFER NEGATIVE INFO. SO DON'T VOTE FOR HIM, BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT.

The Big Question.

Mass Effect 2 looks awesome. Bioshock 2 also looks awesome. I'm still thinking what to buy from Steam, I REALLY WANT BIOSHOCK 2. But Mass Effect 2 looks SO EPIC. What the fuck do I do? By the way, Bioshock 2 has MULTI PLAYER. Which I think Mass Effect 2 doesn't have. Boo hoo Bioware, I do love your games though.

Dane Reviews: James Cameron's Avatar.

Before the actual movie review, I want everyone to know that 3D IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. It wasn't the first time I ever experienced a 3D movie. If you happen to see the trailers before the movie itself, THEY WERE SO FUCKING AMAZING. It seems that almost every movie in 2010 is gonna be 3D, which I think is SO FUCKING AWESOME. I can't wait for the 3D movies, especially Alice in Wonderland, I've seen the trailer but not on 3D. IT WAS SO AWESOME, SO GOOD, SO BEAUTIFUL, SO AMAZING. I'm so gonna watch Alice in Wonderland....IN 3D.

Right, about Avatar.....

IT WAS SUPER MEGA FUCKING ULTRA AMAZING. IT WAS PERFECT. IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN.

So, there's your movie review. Have fun.

Dane Reviews: The Spy Next Door

Before you insult me for watching this movie, NO, I didn't intend to watch this. But since I am A DRAMA QUEEN and hates BEING LATE ON THE DAY I WAS GONNA WATCH AVATAR, I instead skipped Avatar to have a decent movie review. So I watched The Spy Next Door.

Jackie Chan movies have a special place in my heart. In The Spy Next Door, the comedy it uses with Jackie Chan and the characters is those for little kids. Mainly, THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE THE BRAINS. Although some scenes are GENERALLY FUNNY, everything else was comedy for kids whose noses are 8 inches wide through all the nose picking they're doing. But do not judge The Spy Next Door, it is the biggest mistake you'll ever do if you are a Jackie Chan fan, except for not watching Rush Hour 3.

I loved The Spy Next Door if you were asking, and I bet you really weren't. I'm gonna cut this review short because I have a "MEETING" with an annoying orange. So, funny Terrorists, old style Jackie Chan action, comedy's not that good for adults, and the cast is spectacular. Mix that around with some "Hillbillies" and you're on your way.

I'm a bit late.

Good luck to those who are in Haiti. Rest assured that my prayers are with you through the way. Though I am not able to make any fund raising campaigns, I can advise you to donate your money instead to Red Cross. Thank you everyone, God bless us all.

Technology.

I am quite happy to say that my laptop's built-in HD speakers are much more better than normal headphones. And to that, I say thank you to HP for making good quality laptops. But over the years, gamers have asked who has the best quality console and who doesn't. Clearly the best answer for the better console would be the PS3. I salute Sony for making the PS3. Though the normal PS3 would cost you $299, it would take Sony about $330 to make it. See how good Sony is? They are sacrificing their own money to make us happy. While the other corporation, mainly Microsoft, is selling us the run down Xbox 360 with no free multi player or good games for the same price with the PS3. But they didn't care about the quality of their console and look what they got, a stupid console with lots of bugs and a disease called the RED RING OF DEATH. If not for the fact that Halo is an Xbox exclusive only, the Xbox 360 would have hit ROCK BOTTOM. The PS3, on the other hand, is much smoother and better. With it's free NON SUBSCRIPTION MULTI PLAYER and TOP OF THE LINE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO GAMES like Killzone and Uncharted. Don't forget the Blu Ray, the PS3 HAS FUCKING BLU RAY. HOW AMAZING. Go Sony!

The Way of the Futuuuuure.

After carefully watching some CES videos from G4 and Machinima, it is certain that the future is really the present. Which I think is very confusing, why would you call it the future if it's already the present? I remember a friend of mine saying "He would go back to the future." I don't know if my friend was being possessed by Marty McFly at that time because I was having too much fun with my hamburger, which was a cheeseburger by the way. Going back to CES, I was really fascinated with Sony and their part of securing a safe future ahead with their new 3D TV'S. Which would save your child from a burning house, if ordered to. Is this the future? NO. THE FUTURE IS WHEN VALVE WOULD FUCKING RELEASE EPISODE 3 OF HALF LIFE 2, IF NINTENDO RELEASED A NEW AND MUCH BETTER OCARINA OF TIME, AND IF BIOWARE WOULD MAKE MORE BALDUR'S GATE. THAT'S THE FUCKING FUTURE, AND DON'T FORGET AL GORE.

Unlikely.

After destroying the movie entertainment of the Philippines for the late parts of December and early parts of January, the MMFF is now and I hope shall be forever gone due to the lack of support from it's foreign investors. Thanks to that, I can now watch James Cameron's Avatar with my head focusing on racial terms and my legs jumping from the excitement of seeing giant fucking robots. Though it is uncertain if I even WANT to watch Avatar because I already know the WHOLE FUCKING PLOT, thanks to stupid news sites, mainly Yahoo!. Which I think is more stupid in the field of gaming due to the lack of BRAIN CELLS and DELETED CHILDHOODS.