Happy New Year You Jerks.

Oh come on, you too? Don't you people have families or anything? It's my holiday vacation! That's Summer vacation by the way. You people at the Northern Hemisphere have fun with your weird weather patterns.

Tumblr.

I know this word is illegal here in Blogspot, but I just wanted everyone to know that I've tried this and it is not in fact illegal, well, aside from some copyright issues, Tumblr is quite ALRIGHT. So yeah, but I still love Blogspot no matter what. Alright then, thanks.

Dane Reviews: Dragon Age: Origins.

The hype about Dragon Age: Origins quickly overrun my head with the word "Dragon". So when I bought and played the game I was greatly unaware of the fact that there are NO DRAGONS. Which is quite awkward since the name of the game is DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS. I at least suspected that the game was like Divinity 2, which in the game, you turn into dragons. But alas, the only dragon I saw in Dwagwon Age: Origins was that of a cut scene, which I think was called the "Wartmage" or something. Seeing that there were no dragons in Barney Age: Gayigins, I quickly closed the game and never touched it for at least 4 hours. And by that time, I was already doing the incredibly long and hard main quest of Cookie Age: Elmogins. Which, to no surprise, is extremely DIFFICULT WHATEVER YOU DO.

Dragon Age: Origins is named as the "Ultimate RPG of all time", I do support this theory because this is the only good RPG I've ever played aside from Oblivion, if it even has the right to be called an RPG. Does it even have the right to be called a game? Dragon Age: Origins, from a 3rd person view, can quickly turn into the top view like in the RTS's. So hooray, Dragon Age is the best game because it's 3rd person and an RTS. Not exactly.

Let me tell you of the time I first played Dragon Age: Origins. Though it looked pathetic from the box art, the cut scenes are well enough to be turned into a movie. Though the "Choice picking" thing is very stupid, annoying, and shitty, Dragon Age's acting characters are not as quite repetitive unlike many other games. And yes, there are no easy choices, since every choice you make will end up making you become friends with a group of bandits, or getting your head chopped by soldiers just by saying to the king "I don't want to be your friend, human lord".

It's been the 4th paragraph and I haven't even told you about the games stupid fight controls, the game's stupid camera angles, and most of all, the game's stupid plot. If you're a Dragon Age player and made it to the last part of the Battle of Ostogar, don't you think it's quite stupid that the humans still lost to the Darkspawn? Seriously, I was given 4 characters and they easily killed off at least a HUNDRED of those shitty assholes. And yet, when a THOUSAND ASSHOLES face off another THOUSAND OF MUCH UGLIER ASSHOLES, you come to conclusion that YOU WILL WIN. But NOOOOOOOO, STUPID BIOWARE WANTS OUR HEARTS TO BREAK BY PLAYING 80 HOURS OF PURE UNBEATABLE GAMEPLAY.

Though each race starts off from different perspectives, you will still go to the main plot eventually. Many people don't know it, but Gaga Age: Gagogins is actually very linear. Really, understand the game for once.

Merry Christmas.

After carefully analyzing that Justin Bieber said "One Time" over and over for 24 times, I am pleased to announce that I now feel this "Christmas Spirit" of which you speak. Which is no surprise since today really is Christmas. Yet I am sad to say that the fat cheeky fellow who wears a red suit and has a white beard did not give me my wish of having...well...uhm...that's a secret. But don't lose hope if you didn't get your wish this Christmas, because there is always a way. What I mean is go to the North Pole and kick Santa's ass for not giving you your wish! That's the spirit ain't it? Now, go have fun with your family you strange person.

Merry Christmas,

- Dane

Something to remind to people like you.

December 25 is almost here and I can't shake the feeling that the fat bastard with the white beard called Santa put me in his "non-nice" list. Which would sound ridiculous if not for the fact that I've been playing Modern Warfare 2 and it's controversial mission. Yes, the mission where you undeniably kill innocent chickens. Indeed I was shocked when the game gave me a gun and a place full of chickens with the objectives "Escape while killing all the chickens". I am quite angry at Activision and Infinty Ward for making me kill innocent chickens with a grenade and an Uzi while looking helplessly doing nothing but aim and clicking the mouse. Now, where was I again? Oh yes, Christmas.

The Christmas spirit, also known as the Ronald McDonald Kiddie Meal aftertaste, is always taller and always higher than our heads, so I advise you to NOT sniff anymore drugs you have before the date December 25. A few more important safety reminde- That reminds me. People, do NOT buy The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys. I know deep inside everyone is a special place where we all love and adore Sea Monkeys but this is absolutely a giant scam. So, you have been advised.

I would LOVE to discuss to you more Christmas tips, but sadly, something just came up. I WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER REGRET DECEMBER 22. FOREVER........!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitch.

Anyone of you guys know the movie Hitch? No, not Hitcher, that's a mother effin suspense. I'm talking about the comedy starring Will Smith and Eva Mendes. Well, I always knew this movie, but I really never had a chance to take a closer look at the movie until just know.

In the movie, Eva Mendes said "Relationships are for people who wait for something good to happen." That is not true Ms. Mendes. The movie suggests that she's an OPTIMISTIC and WORKAHOLIC person, so that's why she gets GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. Seriously, the whole movie was based on deceiving and being deceived. Especially the story of Hitch himself, he loved this girl but the girl cheats on him and that's where the "Date Doctor" business started. If Americans think that love is like that, then they must be more stupid than a wild carnivorous cow that eats lions and tigers.

Seriously, I would never deceive Plender to gain her love. Never. Unless I become so desperate, something we all know could happen.

Another Hole Without a Cover.

It is a sad time for gaming dear readers. Pandemic Studios, maker of the fun games Star Wars Battlefront, Mercenaries, Destroy All Humans, and Lord of the Rings: Conquest, has officially closed down. It is tragic, yes. Everyone loved their games, everyone loved them. This is what happens when a gaming studio is bought by one of the most evil gaming companies ever to have been created, EA. And now, let us give our hearts to the staff that made us great games. I am great full to Pandemic. I am great full to Westwood. And I am great full to those gaming studios who were closed down by mother fucking EA.

We love you Pandemic.
We will miss you.

Pandemic's new game, The Saboteur, will be in stores on December 8. Please buy it in honor of Pandemic. May they live in gaming history forever.

A battle is only worth fighting if you know you're victorious.

Remember when I said I still had a chance to get an Xbox? Well, I think I exaggerated a little bit. Seems I have a narrow chance of about .0000087 percent of getting the Xbox. Now, if that doesn't make sense my dear reader, then let me explain this in the most simplest way a person like me can.


XBOX R NOT POSSIBLE


Well, that's what I think. If you've got any idea of how I can get an Xbox then please, you are welcome as in, VERY WELCOME, to mail me of how I can get an original American and legalized Xbox 360 from Microsoft. Please, I require as much as I can in this great undertaking between good and evil. Seriously.


Thanks and God bless,
Dane


Oh yeah, my email is dane_enerio@yahoo.com If you've got any questions, jokes, interesting facts or even your autobiography, please don't hesitate to mail it to me. I assure you there will be a reply. It's a money back guarantee. I promise.

I have a surprise!

Since I haven't been posting lately, have some....


AWESOOOOOOOOOOOME...

DISCO SONGS!

WOO FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.


EDIT!: Couldn't handle it? WANT SOME MORE!? HAVE SOME MORE!

Has it been that long?

Hey guys, you might be asking why I haven't been posting lately. So, I got a laptop and is still aiming for an Xbox since Halo: Reach looks fucking amazing. I got tired of blogging since Twitter and Facebook can like, post in.. bite size pieces. So, for more updates just follow my Twitter account. Be seeing you guys.

Don't tell me.

I just said yes to the laptop. Now, what the fuck was I thinking? Should I still get the 360 or PS3? My last option really is the laptop. I heard the PS3 fan boys are having a good time with Uncharted 2, and that's why my second option's the PS3. So, is my dream of playing with the Chief going to happen, or should I play some butt kicking ass time with Nathan Drake? Maybe I should scare the living shit out of myself with Cryostasis on the laptop? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

Resistance is a PS3 game but it's a good title for this post.

In an epic turn of events, my parents want me to buy a laptop instead of the Xbox. This is like watching The Da Vinci Code all over again where I didn't know what the hell was going on. I was like "Where's Superman? Where's Spiderman? WHERE'S ANYBODY?!" A laptop does indeed sound good, but I always remember why I would even buy the Xbox, HALO. PC's don't have Halo 3 and ODST, which makes the PC gamer in me weep. So, I will keep fighting till the end to get the Xbox, even if it turns into a massive black market operation, whatever that means. I must resist the nice, smooth, portable, Dawn of War - playing laptop until I can get the Xbox. Then, I would beg for the laptop so that I have one console platform and a proper working PC. That would make me a REAL GAMER!

Fulfilling dreams now easier with DaneTron 9000.

Remember in those certain movies where those pathetic actors always typed on the keyboards like they were on crack? Where they don't even use the mouse? They just type gibberish like this :

ninyancoinaknu fn gaoianuygki chdsuk hxstrvgdlknjhi9 iugiuba ubibubhgouhuyg oihgiuab ioh6cbnoisa ianfsanho m iubva onnafinam igfhe auguena.

I tell you, it really is fun. When you're playing, yes. But in real life, you look like a complete asshole. These often happen when these basic quotes are said:

"Activating photon lasers"
"Breaking the code!"
"Everything seems to be working in the systems"
"Malfunction, what's happening?"
"THERE'S A COW ON MY SCREEN!"

I recommend you to do it if you haven't, because it's fun playing stoopid. Unless you really are.

Also, I've observed my "web journal" posts are getting a little...shorter? Yes, that's the term. I don't know what's happening. I used to type hundreds of words for just one post (did that really happen or was that a dream?).

Bad news for the movie review.

Seems like Gamer is not in the theaters anymore. Bad news for you, but for me, I can still watch other movies right? WRONG. I wanted to watch Gamer, but with this "Ondoy" fella almost turned the Philippines into a giant swimming pool for hobos. Stupid Typhoon. It gets better. Two more "Super Typhoons" are heading towards the Philippines. Like Ondoy wasn't enough? And who am I to blame for this? YOU. YES, YOU. Why didn't you recycle? Why didn't you reuse? WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO AL GORE WHEN AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH WAS SHOWN? I watched An Inconvenient Truth, why didn't I get sick like all the others? It's because I have a brain you "idjit".

Dear War, I love you but....

I love war. Oh wait, I mean I love HISTORIC wars. Modern wars are stupid. What kind of war are you fighting if you just keep launching nuclear missiles at your enemies? Where's the blood? Where's the honor? Really, I haven't seen any modern war that lasted for years. All of them seem to last for just months or days, sometimes even minutes. Stupid technology, you have made us sooooooooo lazy we can't even fight our own battles. Sometime in the near future, robots will do the fighting. Just like in Terminator. But then the robots will fight us back and we'll make again our own robots to fight the other robots but the robots get confused and it becomes a cluster-fuck for everyone. Really, I love movies about historic wars. I love games about historic wars. Hell, I even like music about historic wars. Can't we all just be FAIR? Seriously, launching nuclear missiles at your enemies is like giving rocket launchers to the Russians in World War 1. That would scare the living shit out of the Germans.

Movie review seems impossible right now.

Not really. I'm just really lazy. As in really, really, lazy. Besides, I'm too pissed off to watch a decent movie. But, I have seen Tropic Thunder, Indiana Jones : Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and Yes Man lately. YES, I have been watching OLD movies instead of those NEW ones that you want me to review. Got a problem with that? I'll watch Gamer sometime this week. OH SHIT I STILL DIDN'T CLAIM MY NEW HORUS HERESY BOOK. I'M DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D=

Band of Brothers.

I have seen Band of Brothers. And I am still watching it. I have seen how really brutal war is, and to that I have made a tiny tribute.

In memory of the fallen...
The world depended on them...
They depended on each other...
In good times and bad...
They helped each other in time of need...
Regardless of their own lives or the circumstances...
They jumped into the darkness...
And they never came back...
Engraved in our memories...
They are and forever a Band of Brothers.
May their souls...
Rest in eternal peace.

Creepy.

It's very creepy here right now. With all the rain and dark atmosphere, that's why I made me a makeshift gun with a bayonet in it to horde off any imaginary chaos creatures that might be lurkin in my house. Do not be freaked out about my weird protective habits. I make makeshift bayonet's all the time. Also, I will be calling all stupid hardcore Twilight fans in the world "TwiHards". Because I am an asshole and I give shame to my friend's names. Enjoy you TwiHards reading my blog, enjoy your last moments.


-Thanks, Dane

Shit.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm so pissed off right now. So pissed off...

No movie review for you.

Sorry guys, couldn't make a movie review since Bruno was R18. And the other movies? Well, they were just shit.

Movie Review on the way.

Listen up, I'm gonna watch a movie later on. But I can't decide on what to watch. There are three choices. Bruno, Land of The Lost, and The Time Traveler's Wife. I know you're asking "The Time Traveler's Wife? Isn't that a drama?" Yes, I know. But my mom and my sister has seen it and they both say that it's good. Only a poll can decide this, so you better vote.

Almost...

The Peacekeeper special ends in....
5....
4....
3....
2....
1....


and...

Zero!


Hope you guys liked it.

Something's weird.

Everyone knows that I listen to the Beatles everyday. But on this particular day, I heard again "In My Life". I never got a chance to really appreciate it since I've been listening to the songs I love about about the Beatles. Honestly, I indeed cried when I heard the song. It's a little embarrassing, I'm an all grown up boy crying because I just heard a song. But, "In My Life" isn't an ordinary song. I can't explain it. It's a great song. Here's the link to the song. Now, I'm gonna give you a few minutes to listen to it and let yourself cry off this song before we continue.







Yes, keep crying...




If I made "If I Fell" by the Beatles, I would have dedicated it to Plender. Yieehee lol





Now, let's continue. You don't know how pissed I was at school. First of all, our weekly Halo 2 fest was canceled. So I couldn't play Halo nor Halo 2 this week. After that, I went back to the elementary school grade, where I saw some of my friends. But there were these kids who were first graders. I said hello to them and look what they do, they shoot water guns at me. So, it pissed me off. I tried to scare them, but they couldn't just come near me. They must have been terrified when they saw I had a homemade Molotov with me. That would teach them, oh would it.

Something to cheer you up.

There will be a special post on The Peacekeeper. I'm only gonna do this for a few times and it would be good if I start it now. Hope you like it.

Haircuts.

I just got a haircut and I'm really sure I look like the Japanese Banzai attackers in CoD WaW. By the way, I forgot to put this on my Movie Review. District 9 had the most F-bombs than any movie I've seen. And it get's better alright. The guys happens to have an accent and whenever he says "Fuck" it always turns into "Fock". Which really annoys me because he says that EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Movie Review 31/08/09

Let me tell you about Up. Up is a wonderful movie made by Disney's Pixar studios, who also made my favorites Toy Story and Toy Story 2. Here we follow the adventures of Carl, a grumpy old man, and Russel, a fat, cute and nice little boy. The story's good actually. Carl's wife dies of old age and Carl is determined to make his promise on her by going to Paradise Falls, a land lost in time. See what I did there? So, Carl goes off on a journey towards Paradise Falls. So, the old man gets out a bajillion balloons and ties it on his house where, surprisingly, it flies. On the way Carl stumbles upon Russel. And they have an experience of a lifetime. I'm not gonna spoil you from the movie anymore, you might actually watch it.















So, Up? It's good. Short and simple. But I really couldn't enjoy Up in the cinema, the sound was always blocked off by the laughter of the immature adults and they're children. YES. It was horrible seeing how 80% percent on the theater were small, immature, and stupid children. You couldn't even see my reactions on how happy I was for Up. I wanted to look heartless to those children so that they might think I'm some sort of killer who'll follow them to their house and kill them. Stupids. So, Up is a a must-watched movie. It's great and hopefully, NO SEQUELS will be made.

Now, District 9. District 9 is wonderful, amazing, spectacular. I loved it. Loved it so much that I almost hugged the person right next to me. There's nothing much to say actually. It's just great. I can't even compare it to other aliens movies. This one is different, and better. I can't criticize such a wonderful movie. It's really good. It had some gory parts but it was all balanced with action, drama, and a little bit of suspense actually. District 9, a movie you should watch.





District 9 and Up are both 10 out of 10. Spectacular

Movie review on the way.

So, I just came back from watching District 9 and Up. And there will be a movie review for each. Yes, you heard it folks. After months of waiting, it is finally here. Tune in tomorrow, where hopefully I can finish it on time.

I apologize...

I regret to inform you, but I will be canceling The Peacekeeper. This is due to the fact that I am always busy. I am greatly sorry for those of you who liked it. I'm not surprise it got canceled, seeing how tight my busy schedule is. Again, I regret this and apologize to everyone who has been reading it.

The extinction of man is at hand brothers and sisters.

I watched many doomsday and anti-Christ movies in my life. But none of them could even compare to this saying that I just read from Horus Heresy.

A wise man of Old Earth had once claimed that science would destroy mankind,
not through its weapons of mass destruction, but through finally proving that there was no god.
Such knowledge, he claimed, would sear the mind of man and leave him gibbering
and insane with the realisation that he was utterly alone in an uncaring universe.

Wow, that was so epic. Hollywood, please make a Warhammer 40k movie already!

Hate mail.

Man, surprisingly I got hate mail. This one in particular, is so touching....

I have been a loyal reader for a long time but regret that I shall now cease to partake. The reason for this is your constant badmouthing of my beloved DOTA. It has become too inarticulate and hateful to tolerate.

Wow, that was so emotional. Which is the opposite of this one :

screw you
how dare you call DOTA "meh"?

I am sorry for the confusion. DOTA wasn't just meh. IT WAS REPETITIVE, OVER HYPED, REPETITIVE, CONTRIVED, REPETITIVE, and above all else, REPETITIVE.

But to get back my lost readers, I am prepared to say that DOTA is...good.

*Sigh*

Happy Birthday myself....

AAAAAAAAAAAAW SNAP!
It's mah birthday. So, sing slaves! SING! lol

German Kids.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
I CAN'T....HAHAHAHAHHA.....STOP...LAUGHING.....HAHAHHAHAHAHA.!!

I just watched this video of the Angry German kid. And I almost had a heart attack. Man, this is so funny. Ouch, my throat hurts like hell.


Angry German kid.


I FUCKIN' LOVED THE LAST PART.

Flame Wars,

My friend showed me this video the day MJ died (Remember? We were on our classmate's house playing Halo.) And I am still singing it. I like the video. CollegeHumor always have funny videos. Sorry, I meant I LOVE this video. GIVE IT MORE VIEWS PEOPLE!


Here:
ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS EVER.


But it can never beat the BEST VIDEO EVAH!

Meh.

I'm calling DOTA "meh". So, shut up. Warcraft 3 is a 10/10. But it's DLC DOTA, is not.

If you want to send hatemail at me, my email address is dane_enerio@yahoo.com

Shut the fuck up you DOTA mothers.

I hate DOTA. I fucking hate it. THERE ARE MANY REASONS BITCHES! I'll list ALL my problems with DOTA! MAYBE IT WILL REACH THAT TINY THING INSIDE YOUR SKULL.

FIRST! IT IS OLD.
Yes, it's so mother effin old. It is obsolete. OLD, MOTHER EFFIN OLD OKAY? AND I HATE OLD GAMES UNLESS THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD. But DOTA, Nothing's good about this shit.

SECOND! GAMEPLAY SUCKS ASS.
Yeah, you heard me. The game play sucks ass. No, not just ordinary ass. They happen to be the asses of THESE GUYS. Which suck more!

THIRD! GRAPHICS.
GRAPHICS TODAY ARE CRY-ENGINE LIKE GRAPHICS. THAT OLD GRAPHICS IN WARCRAFT CAN'T EVEN BE COMPARED WITH THE GRAPHICS WITH THE PSP! AND THE GRAPHICS FOR THE PSP ARE TERRIBLE!

FOURTH! IT IS SO REPETITIVE.
IT WAS REPETITIVE, OVER HYPED, REPETITIVE, CONTRIVED, REPETITIVE, and above all else, REPETITIVE.

And it sucked.

Late....Very Late.

Sorry about that. I've been very...uhm...."lazy" as you say it. So, it's probably going up tonight if I feel right. Or if this stupid computer can install Cryostasis and Dawn of War. MAN THAT WOULD HELP. REALLY~!

Part 2 delayed a bit.

Sorry about that. Hey, at least you have a preview. It's expected to go out tomorrow if I have a good day. So, just pray. LOL

First Part is online!

CHECK IT OUT NOW! First part is now available HERE.

Tell me if it's really corny.

Wondering why I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.

Yes! It's happening again! The Matrix!

Okay, here's my new story. In here

First part goes online tonight! So better check it out.

Yes, a mission from GOD.

Guys, I had the craziest idea. While I was watching Disturbia I got really hungry. Remember the part when the cop ate that ENORMOUS cheeseburger? Well, I wanted an ENORMOUS cheeseburger too. But there was nothing in the house. The only thing I could eat were the 30 BARS OF HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE that were lying on the freezer. But, that's not a cheeseburger. But hey! That's another story. LOL

Here's the real story. I was thinking of making a book. But since I don't have the funding to make a decent book, I thought about the internets. Yes, the Holy Bible's cousin, the internets. That's where you come in. YOU! And this stupid blog. So, I'm making a story in blog form. So, there you have it. READ IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Hello there.

I HAVE LANDED BACK! So yeah!

Hey.

GOT MILK? LOLOLOLOLOL!! hahahahaha

Sorry about that.

Hello guys, sorry I haven't been updating lately. I'm currently on vacation time. So, please give me a week or so to relax, okay? If you want, you can just follow me on Twitter. So like, see yah.


Thanks,
Dane

Nevermind.

Oh, what was I thinking about again? Oh well.

They Are My Space Marines

It's a great tribute, really. Watch it if you want, it rocks! Here.


They shall be my finest warriors,
these men who give of themselves to me.
Like clay I shall mould them,
and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them
and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague or disease,
no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and machines
so that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines
and they shall know no fear.


+++ The Emperor of Mankind, on the Creation of the Space Marines


Magnificent.

Nom Nom Nom OH STOP IT!

Curse you Parry Gripp, Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom and Girl at the Video Game store have been stuck on my mind all day long. Now I can't think of another song. Curse you!

Argh.

Hello dudes! Sorry I haven't been blogging much, but if you followed me on Twitter then you would have gotten all my updates. So, try to go to my Twitter more. Okay?

Typographical Error...seriously

For those of you who have a keen eye and saw my typo of MJ's name (Micheal rather that Michael). I am sorry for that typo, I have changed all my old posts with the typo. So it's MJ certified now. And for that movie review, seems like you'll have to wait a little bit longer. Question! Why is Michael an angel in You Are Not Alone? I know it's a weird question to ask. Still missing MJ, don't know who to replace him? Miranda Cosgrove maybe, those two look alike. Really.

Hey Jude!

"Na na na na na na na na na na na na hey jude! :) I think this song is so cute! How many people out there are named jude! I wish I was named jude! This shows you that you should always get the girl if you can, she is waiting for you! :)" Thank you MatheLehrer011, you have made me see Hey Jude in a whole different prospective. You should always ge the girl if you can, she is waiting for you! :)

Poems.

I just read this poem called The Dark Angel. And it's not surprising that the space marine legion Dark Angels are from the poem. With it's author being the primarch. Lionel Johnson, the author is also Lion El'Jonson, the primarch. It's so weird. Read the poem for yourself.


Dark Angel, with thine aching lust
To rid the world of penitence:
Malicious Angel, who still dost
My soul such subtile violence!

Because of thee, no thought, no thing,
Abides for me undesecrate:
Dark Angel, ever on the wing,
Who never reachest me too late!

When music sounds, then changest thou
Its silvery to a sultry fire:
Nor will thine envious heart allow
Delight untortured by desire.

Through thee, the gracious Muses turn,
To Furies, O mine Enemy!
And all the things of beauty burn
With flames of evil ecstasy.

Because of thee, the land of dreams
Becomes a gathering place of fears:
Until tormented slumber seems
One vehemence of useless tears.

When sunlight glows upon the flowers,
Or ripples down the dancing sea:
Thou, with thy troop of passionate powers,
Beleaguerest, bewilderest, me.

Within the breath of autumn woods,
Within the winter silences:
Thy venomous spirit stirs and broods,
O Master of impieties!

The ardour of red flame is thine,
And thine the steely soul of ice:
Thou poisonest the fair design
Of nature, with unfair device.

Apples of ashes, golden bright;
Waters of bitterness, how sweet!
O banquet of a foul delight,
Prepared by thee, dark Paraclete!

Thou art the whisper in the gloom,
The hinting tone, the haunting laugh:
Thou art the adorner of my tomb,
The minstrel of mine epitaph.

I fight thee, in the Holy Name!
Yet, what thou dost, is what God saith:
Tempter! should I escape thy flame,
Thou wilt have helped my soul from Death:

The second Death, that never dies,
That cannot die, when time is dead:
Live Death, wherein the lost soul cries,
Eternally uncomforted.

Dark Angel, with thine aching lust!
Of two defeats, of two despairs:
Less dread, a change to drifting dust,
Than thine eternity of cares.

Do what thou wilt, thou shalt not so,
Dark Angel! triumph over me:
Lonely, unto the Lone I go;
Divine, to the Divinity.


Copyright! I do not own this!

Bosh!

Hey people! I'm not sick anymore! Thank you John Lennon and Ringo! You guys cheered me up. The Beatles forever!

Where is the movie review!?

I don't know. Why are you asking me? Don't you know I'm fucking sick!? I'll watch Transformers as soon as possible. So, stop asking me!

I'm sick

Yes, I'm really sick. And I don't know why. Argh, I didn't go to school today. I should be happy but when I get back to school tomorrow, I'll have plenty of assignments. I think I'm gonna need a hug from my crush to get this fever off. Oh, humanity.

It looks like...

Option number 2 won! Alright, I carefully thought of this...and...you guys are right. I should get the girl. Thanks for voting mysterious people of which I do not know. I think it's alright I don't get to have The Beatles: Rockband. But I can just sing "I saw her standing there" and "Octopus's Garden" while I take baths. Ignore the last sentence.


Thanks,
Dane

Section 8.

I know that some of you already know about Southpeak's new kick ass game, Section 8. But I just couldn't resist shouting it to the whole world. Section 8 is an FPS game that puts you in the role of space marine-like super soldiers that are drop from the sky and lands feet first at the action. Yeah, my reference makes no sense. You can watch the trailer for yourself here. It looks sweet.

Poll Updates.

After carefully analyzing the polls (wasn't that hard) I have chosen option number 2. But the poll is not yet over. I'm gonna let the people vote until tomorrow. No, I am not running for the president of the Philippines. I can't even vote yet, I'm 12 years old. At least vote for Rock Band so that I could really pick from the two. Yes, vote for Rock Band. I don't want easy wins.

Poll updates.

Whoa! It's the first day and I already have 1....2....3 votes! Wow! 3 votes, one day. That seems like an acceptable progress. And I can see that those 3 voted on the second option. It seems that people think that the girl is more important than Rock Band, and they are correct. But, I am still a huge Beatles fan, so I'm not giving up! 6 more days!

The goods.

Even though MJ died, there are some good news for me. After painstaking work and devotion, I will be given an Xbox 360. Isn't that great? Yeah. Well, the poll was unsuccessful. No one actually voted for anything. That's why I'm making another poll.

After learning I was getting my Xbox, I quickly thought of games that I was gonna buy. And since I'm a huge Beatle's fan, I didn't forget the new The Beatle's Rockband. But, after learning the huge $250 price tag, I just couldn't buy it. I thought of a plan. You see, I wasn't just saving for the Xbox, I was also saving to go on a date with _______.

Hahaha, don't bother trying to figure out who she is. So this is what I thought. Either not buy Rockband and go on a date, or give all my money for Rockband and have no date. I'm making a poll for this, so you better vote! If I thought of this by myself I would have gone with both. But that isn't possible is it? So vote!

Aaahh..!! Why..@!!

We...we....welcome *sniff* Keep it together Dane.... Hello guys, have you heard the news? You probably have heard that..... that...... MICHAEL JACKSON DIED! Awkward time to know MJ died while I was playing Halo. So, this blog post is in memory of Micheal Jackson. You have taught this world the ways of POP. I will never forget Billie Jean, my favorite MJ song. So, this is for you MJ.



R.I.P. Michael Joseph Jackson

August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009

We will never forget you, keep dancing in the stars. Truly you are the "King of Pop".


I can't believe he died, I was even teasing his game, Moonwalker, which was a piece of shit. We'll miss you MJ, I think we'll just see you in Heaven or Hell.

Uhm....what the fuck?

Uhm.....WTF? Something seems to be wrong with my blog. The problem should be gone by now because I fixed it, but a while ago my blog was showing blanks. As in, BLANKS! It seems that I need to change the font color of my blog so that it doesn't BLEND IN with the layout, blogspot has to fix this. I just can't fix all my posts. That would be so stupid of me.

School WTF!

Man, it seems that the storm has passed. Which actually makes us sad. Yes, there will be school tomorrow. It sucks right? But, tomorrow is Friday. So it's gonna be a fun day, even for school. Still, why can't God give us one more suspension? No more hope, that's why I'm blogging this. Our CPU is still broken, and let me tell you, laptops are so small! I can't write a damn sentence without having a typo! So I'll be glad when I get my hands on that piece of shit I call a computer.

Yeah, don't forget about the poll people! I worked hard (hard?) to put that poll. So don't just ignore it. Don't forget, I'm gonna change my layout tonight. So, goodnight.


Thanks,
Dane

Rude commentary.

It's Thursday, sorry I couldn't make a movie review. It's been raining here for days...but there's some good news. School has been suspended! And this is the 2nd day I haven't picked up a damn book. Well, if there's good news there are bad news. Our stupid PC's broken, I'm using a laptop. So there's a chance I won't be able to make a movie review for Transformers, if I happen to watch it.

And, people please don't ignore my poll, I'll understand if you don't know what a poll is. But for those of you who actually know how to work a poll, please vote. I realized that only I voted. Notice that there's only 2(two) voters. Yes, both were mine. So please vote.

Also, I happened to play Cod Wow Nazi Zombies mode yesterday with a friend. And it was fucking fun! I would be so happy if I could play that everyday with 3 friends. That would be so fun! So, gonna try to watch Transformers ASAP! And gonna tweet it.


Thanks,
Dane

Poll.

Yo guys! I made a poll on whether to buy the Xbox 360, or the iPhone 3GS. Don't forget to vote, it's on the upper right of my blog. Don't pick the third one please, I want real answers.

Getting tired of this school thing.

Hello guys, sorry I haven't been updating much. It's because of school, I'm just busy with all the schoolwork and stuff. So I didn't had any time posting blog posts. But I still update on my Twitter, so feel free to go look at it every minute. Whatever makes you happy.


So....what now? I guess I'll make a movie review this Friday or Thursday. Give or take.


And yeah, I've been having a little problem. Does anyone here know how to use Photoshop? Because I certainly do not know. I think I'll just ask help from my sister for this one.


I know that only a few people read my blog. If ever I do spot any of my friends going to my blog, then I would be certainly happy. Since I'm just doing this for nothing, it would be nice if someone actually read it for a change. Thanks anyway person who is reading this, for you have made my day. Comment for once, would you?





Thanks, that's all


Dane

School..Blargh.

*sigh* The once towering castle of summer fun has been invaded by the evil forces of.....EDUCATION! Be afraid, for Education is merciless. It will kill you and your family if you are not too careful. Be on a tight watch, no one will aid you in school. What an evil way of explaining school right? Or is it real, maybe. They watch everywhere, so don't let your guard down!

Tomorrow's the first day of school and I guess I'll be doing something great while I'm a free man...err....boy. But I'm wondering what, so I'll update you guys about school tomorrow, if I ever come back....... seriously.

Flying bus.

This is the best video ever! Here.

Isn't it the best video evar!?



It is..!!!


Oh yeah, don't forget to check out my new show in YouTube.
You can find it here.

Pretty good right? lol

Saying Nazi in Germany is illegal I say!

I know it when you know it that I know something that you know that I know too because we both know that when I ask "What the hell is happening to the world!?" I would usually reply "Oh, it's Friday. You should see the world on a Wednesday." But today's different. Every time a person say's "How are you?" people would usually reply "I'm fine....ehem...poor..ehem..." It seems unconventional, but I think the only way to help this world from getting destroyed by Monday is that we should.....lay some people off. Ehem.....murder..ehem... The Government should do a list like this one:

Tommy Cojones : Unrespectable Should be vaporized immediately.

Dane Enerio : Respectable Must be given outmost luxury in everything.

Lilo & Stitch : Status unknown... Show cancelled 3 billion years ago.

Etc.....


I'm posting this because I'm so insecure about life. And I .... Nevermind


See it? See it? SEE IT!?

No, no you don't.


The Government thinks that everyone is "special". The only ones I see special are the blind, the epileptic , the autistic, and the homeless. I mean legless. Yes, the legless.

In Germany, when you are named John, people will start to ask you "John is a weird name for a German". But then John would reply by saying " Well, what kind of name is Abelard? A dog's name?"

I know I'm not making any sense in this post (do I ever make sense? If yes, you should go see a doctor) But I am right when I say that......*horrible fake zzzzhhhhh sounds*......Philipp......ines .....zzzzhhhh......balls......zzzzsssss........ Thank you for listening.


Posting this will assure me that in the near future the Government will try to copy MY idea and MY plans for saving the WORLD.


What else should I say? Hello?


This post was made so I could give people a little of what I feel about life. If you are smart enough to see it.... Go look for it!



Edit!!!: I can see that this post makes no sense (except for the hidden message). But I made this while I was bored and started to act crazy...and say crazy stuff. So I hope you understand that this post does not indeed hold any valuable information or material that will satisfy the modern critic. Or reader, or anything. Fuck! Just got bitten by something.....WTF!!!!???? BEES......!!!!!! AAAHH..!!

Swine Flu doing some good deeds.

Hey! Got some weird news about Swine Flu. It turns out that schools in the Philippines are so afraid of Swine Flu that they are delaying class for more than a week. Isn't that great! And..ehem...That would help us not to get swine flu. Right. I feel strange, like my brain was...Uhm..that was nothing..continue dear citizen.

Ghost busting isn't that easy.

So, today we played Halo 2 so we could hunt the ghost at Lockout. And we found nothing, disappointing. We did managed to finish the campaign....with cheats. How is that possible? We were on an X-box! I say....MOD. Or something. We also played Battlefront 2 and Republic Commandos. But we mostly played Halo 2. So....we also tried to get the Scarab Gun. But it was so hard to get. Then at the 5th try I finally said "Fuck this, let's use cheats!". Which also didn't work. So...hard....to.....get! But I will have you. Scarab Gun.

Horus Heresy.

Yey! After 3 months of waiting, I finally get......My new Horus Heresy book! Yeah...so...I was too lazy to take a picture, but that's why we have the internet right?





The picture's small right? It's the only one I could find.

E3 madness!

Oh, E3 is OVER. But it was fun while it lasted. So, looking forward to play Halo:ODST in September, if I even get my Xbox 360 then. So.....got nothing to do. Then I better focus on this school thing. It's annoying me, so I should handle it now. Sorry didn't got the E3 coverage, Faith, you did your best. Or you did nothing. Either way, thanks. Gonna play Company of Heroes tomorrow online, so I better get training. E3 2009, you gave this world a favor.......HOPE@!

Movie Review again?

Hey guys, forgot to tell you I watched Terminator: Salvation last week. But don't worry, I won't review it (please ignore the title). But I still have a few words for the movie, "Bad Acting" on some parts. But everything else was just fine.

I also watched the first Terminator last week to compare from Salvation. And I never remembered anything about robots with lasers in Salvation. But there was a part in Terminator that showed lasers, so that was a bit confusing. I was also disappointed when I learned Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't there. So in short, a good movie. You should totally watch it.

E3.

It's E3 and for all the hardcore gamers out there, it's like Christmas. So, I was supposed to be doing a coverage of E3, but sadly, I'm on the other side of the world. So I asked my friend, Faith, if she could do a coverage. And the reply? "I'll try" Now, let's just hope my little (she's actually taller than me) friend does the job.

But don't worry guys, maybe next year I can do the coverage, if E3 happens to go to the Philippines or even Japan, that would be enough.

Nothing much.

Hello guys. Like I'm trying to make some little changes since I'm almost going to school.
First, most of my updates will be put on Twitter and I will update my blog "twice" a week.
Second, I have changed my layout and a few of my personal settings. No comment on the header.
And third, uhm...well....that's mostly all of it. Oh yeah, go check my Twitter!

http://twitter.com/DaneEnerio

Movie review.

I'm doing another movie review since I just watched Star Trek and Wolverine last week.


Star Trek is a good series. A tale of an epic adventure with the USS Enterprise. Led by the male lead character, Captain James T. Kirk and Spock. A half human-half Vulcan who in the movie, likes beating people up and can kill you with his wide span of knowledge. In the beginning of the movie you will encounter Jame's father. Who will become the captain of a soon to be destroyed ship. Also, you will meet Nero. An evil Romulan (I think they're all evil) from the future bent on destroying the Federation and Spock(future). But before Nero destroyed the ship(and Jame's father), Jame's father evacuated the ship with the use of Lifepods I think. Yada-yada-yada. And the end.

I haven't seen all the Star Trek movies (nor the series). But so far, J.J. Abrams version is my favorite. Great, I'd love to watch it again.

If you want to read the whole movie (read the movie?) Just go here, stop asking me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_(film)








Now for X-Men Origins: Wolverine.


I won't tell the story. You'll have to watch it for yourselves but I am still gonna review it.
Now, the story was great. The characters were perfect enough (Will.i.am was there). And...and...it was a good movie! Good effects, good story, good everything. But I was still angry for Wolverine. He forgot everything! And that just sucked. There's nothing more to say, it was a good movie. That's all. A good prequel. You should definitely watch it.



Ratings:

Star Trek : 10 / 10! *claps*

Wolverine : astonishingly, 10 / 10! *claps again!*

Customized.

Hey guys, see anything different about my blog? Nothing? Seriously, are you blind? Well, I just "customized" my blog.It has the "fresh and clean" feeling right? Any feedback would be nice. :)) I'm using smileys again. And guys, don't worry. I'll come up with more insults to tell you guys.

Whoa!

Oh guys, has it been that long? Oh well, I guess I should update more often. You're gonna ask me "Dane, why aren't you updating lately?" Well, dear reader. It's because I had no more insults to- I mean, uh... I was at vacation. Yeah. Don't worry, I'm gonna start updating "simultaneously" in the upcoming school year. Sucks being me right?

Updates.

Hello guys, been a while ey? Yeah, nice summer. But the school year is getting close so I'm like crazy finding a school. Sorry for not updating much, I've been mostly updating on my Twitter. I'm gonna update on Twitter most of the time so don't forget to check my Twitter. My Twitter is http://twitter.com/DaneEnerio so don't forget to check it out. For my blog, I'm gonna update it for at least more than twice a week. Happy?


Oh yeah, I'm trying to edit my blog. So that it doesn't look old in the new schoolyear.

Pity.

Well, I didn't beat Left 4 Dead on Expert. But we did play versus. And let me tell you, being infected isn't easy. But its so fucking fun :D Bad side, when you die, you have to wait for 25 seconds to spawn again. And also your health is very low. But once you spawn, the party starts like hell! :))


P.S. I got headshots on CS 1.3 =))

May 4th

May the fourth be with you! Happy Star Wars day! :)) Err, yesterday :)

Forgot to mention.

Did I mention that I also beaten Call of Duty: Modern Warfare? YEAH! Now for me to beat Red Alert 3.

YEY! :)

Yo guys, sorry for not updating much. But I had to get off the blogging thing to get some time for me to play Left 4 Dead. And hell yeah! I beaten it! :)) Now I'm going to play it again later and beat it, on EXPERT FTW!! :))

Let's Tweet.

Go check out my new Twitter. Err, my only Twitter. So like the link is : http://twitter.com/DaneEnerio Nothing important there, now....let's play Left 4 Dead.

Forgot something you twit?

Yeah, I did forgot something GOD *Religious music* I forgot to tell if anyone of you would like to play Left 4 Dead? Because I'm fucking bored here!


Edit : Hey, I'm not blasphemous! I really talk to God!

What the..???

Okay, okay, I know I said I wouldn't update my blog, but I'm bored. Hell right, now if you want to know my Twitter, just go to http://twitter.com/HelluvaMan and you will see what shit I'm up to everyday. Yeah, need to do some, shit or somethin'. There's nothing to do here, so you can probably think what horrors I'm doing just to keep awake. And no! It's not porn, shut the fuck up you pervert. Now, go to your gay shit or whatever.

Screwed.

Hello people, I know I haven't been updating lately but it's because I'm lazy. Yeah, and it's not my fault, it's yours. If you just read my blog and comment just one, just one comment and I should have been motivated. But you guys don't even read this. So I'm not gonna update my blog for a few days until I get motivated to blog again. It's boring, so SCREW YOU@!

Uht Dey.

Whazzup hommies? Ignore the weird greeting and stay sharp, it's Earth Day!!! YEAH..!! Nothing important. Follow up on the movie review: Okay, I know I promised to review T2, but, there's nothing really to review about it, it's a comdey/horror film, that's all. And I even tried to review the Harry Potter series, but I almost died just watching the first movie; gay. So, yeah, more updates soon, I was just AFK with a BRB and a DND with my BFF or BFFL or something like OMGWTFBBQ.

Updates II.

What up bitches? I'm back. I didn't update my blog for 4 days and I'm here to highlight what happened. Well, mostly I didn't do anything but yesterday we (and I mean we, as in me and my friends not me with my stuff animals) watched a movie.

But before we watched a movie with Dan, Justin Mae, Ashlynn, Trixie, Karen, Elaine, Faith, Dan, Me (wtf), Abelardo, Marion, Plender, and Miguel. As I was saying, before we watched the movie T2 (which is actually a comedy not a horror) Miguel, Francis, and I played at Netopia for 3 hours. And no, I didn't play DOTA, I played Tiberium Wars; that was fun, but Tiberium Wars was only good when it was easy, and I think constanly dying in every mission is not easy. So the 3 fucking hours passed. After that, these 2 persons that Miguel invited kept following us. But we lost them- actually Miguel just treated them to lunch and they were gone, FOREVER! And yeah, before that Francis left us.

After the movie (which I will review later) we caught up to Miss Vida, she didn't watch because she was too late. Well, I think it took us just 30 minutes to talk. 30 MINUTES TO TALK!!!!! That was painstaking work.

Well after that we just went to Netopia, not the one earlier, but the one in Telus. It had better games but it cost more too, 40 pesos an hour? Do you think that's worth it? YES IT IS!! IT HAD THE BEST GAMES, CALL OF DUTY 4, COMPANY OF HEROES, AND LEFT 4 DEAD! So stop complaining about the price because it was worth it! Hold that thought- I actually thought it was not worth it, because I wanted to play Left 4 Dead with Miguel but nooooo...!! You need to log on to Steam first before you play. That wasn't a problem for me, I already had Steam. But for Miguel, that was shit. So we just played Company of Heroes. It was great, Miguel and I played and he always lost. ALWAYS! I won, end of story. After that, my dad picked me up.


Edit: I'll review T2 later, and no, I don't hear TSSSSS every now and then. So stop trying to scare me.

Updates.

Well guys, as you can see I improved my web journal a little bit and I'm wondering if you have any suggestions or comments that you would like to share to make this web journal better. So just comment me guys. Keep in touch man.


thanks,
Dane


Edit: And guys, don't forget to read the post below. :)

The Past.

Well guys, I'm kinda happy and sad at the same time. Happy, because I'm the man I am today. And sad, because I remember the good old days that will never happen again. So, I'll tell my old gaming days, and how it shaped me into this.

As you know, The first video game I ever played was Super Mario Bros. in our Family computer. Then we got a PC, back then Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos was still new. And my sister started to teach me how to play Warcraft. She taught me the basics, and cheats :)

Back then I loved Strategy games, but I wasn't a fan. I just liked playing. Then I bought this game that was recommended to me. It was titled, Halo: Combat Evolved. Nothing fancy there, I even thought it was gonna suck. But then I started to play.

Halo changed my life, it renewed my concept on gaming. I had become a fan. It was the best game ever, and is still the best game ever. No one can tell me that "Halo 2 and 3 rocks more!".
I won't listen, because I know, they're lying.

I loved Halo, it's the best. It was because of....EVERYTHING. It was perfect, for me. The campaign was good, a great story that is simple enough to understand even if you're just new at it. The graphics were excellent, for that time. But still it had good graphics, no question about it. Also the soundtrack. Halo had the greatest soundtrack from all the games I've played, if you wanna hear the soundtrack, I'll post the link later. But the best thing I liked about Halo, was really the gameplay. It was simple, I loved how easy it was to control vehicles. And I also like the weapons, there were many weapons that you could handle. Weapon balancing was an essential for a game. I liked how I could kill an enemy using stealth and not getting seen. It had action, adventure, suspense, and a great dramatic influence. And Sgt. Johnson's jokes :))

Man, I miss that game.


Here's the link for the soundtrack : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mQk7JEVq4


Compare that to the Halo 3 soundtrack : http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en-GB&v=S68GmenFk2g&fmt=18


And whatever you say, the original theme is still the best song I've ever heard in a game.


Here are the other soundtracks that I like : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srkrYkcDaJY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WtBjHL8KXE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YACQ8OKszI



The best game ever played. :)

What a summer.

Jeez people, you just made my summer worse. For once I actually thought somebody would comment on my Bored blog post . But noooo.... I even commented myself. I even told everybody in my Y!m to look at it but sadly no one even had a thought of reading it. Man, people aren't that reliable these days.

I don't even know if I'm gonna get a PS3 or Xbox 360. Because of this economical shit and it's also because of YOU! Yes, YOU! The viewer, the one who always does something stupid every time you go to the mall, the beach, and even your house! This world is crazy and I know YOU! know too!!!!!!!! Now start doing something good rather than watching gay porn! >:(

Movie review 6/4/09

Hello everybody, yes, this is another movie review. Since I'm a critic.

Now, last evening, I just watched Resident Evil : Extinction, again . And I noticed, why are all zombies bad? Why couldn't there be a good zombie? And it's disappointing when you're a movie fan whose been anticipating a good movie like let's say, Resident Evil. And you watched the movie and gets pissed when you know what's gonna fucking happen if you've watched the last two prequels. Damn that to hell, zombies again. Well fuck that.

And you lose the excitement when you learn that there's a sequel and learn that the loser characters do not die until for let's see, for 5 more fucking sequels. Like Star Wars. I love Star Wars, and I love how LucasArts made it into a prequel thing.But the bad thing was making their series and last movie into an animation which was like what? Made by children with animated eyes bigger than hands and people so skinny they look like grandma's with glowing sticks like your a crazy retard whose trying self-masturbation.

And yeah, another thing was that Resident Evil had the same story again like other zombie flicks. They contain a widespread virus that infects the whole world and let's only a few survive and at the end one of the important characters gets that virus and then commits some sort of suicide that has a big explosion and then destroys a whole lot of zombies and helps the other less important cast to run away in a safe little hideout in Alaska.

Well, if you think my review is a little bit harsh then you haven't been listening. I'm a critic, what do you want me to do? Pick my nose and keep saying what a good movie and I should have brought flowers? WRONG! The thing is, it's the same kind of shit like other zombie movies. So for me, it sucks. And yes, I didn't forget the bad dialogue. Fanboys.

Bored.

Hello people. And yes, as you can see in the title, I'm bored. Indeed. And I can't do anything, and that's why I blogged this; I want you, the people, to give me tips on how to stay alive and not committing suicide from this boring summer.

Just comment me on this blog and I'll be happy to read everyone's word. Yes, so please, help meh.
See you.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen update.

Hello guys, it's April 3 and I've got a special package today! Paramount Pictures has released the full list of the Autobots and the Decepticons in the new film. The link is below:

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/need-to-know-transformers-robots.html

Man, I'm looking forward for this film, hope you guys who watched the first one enjoy this.

April F00ls.

Hello guys, happy April 1st. Yeah, yeah , yeah; I'm a little late, I know. Well it's the day 2nd of April, and yesterday I just got pranked, many times. So that's why I'm already planning my revenge, for next year. Man, that sucks. Youtube made my page upside down. And it took me a few seconds before I could see the button that fixes my page.

Yeah people, I'm almost gettin' the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3. Just a little more of April air.

Legends do come true.

Hello guys! I feel so special and happy! You know why? Because I just finished Halo Combat Evolved in Legendary!!! Yeah......!!!! And it wasn't easy, but it was worth it seeing the legendary ending. Yeah....... Now no one can call me a noob in HALO.!

And yeah, today we're gonna participate in Earth Hour, and you should too. We want a trillion people switching their light bulbs between 8:30 and 9:30 PM where it's very dark :)

I'm still happy about that Halo thing, to an avid Halo fan like me, that's pretty special :D

Don't forget Earth Hour! :))



I finished Halo Combat Evolved in legendary and I'm happy about it.

Halo ODST and Movie!

Hello guys, Bungie's at it again! Their making the next part of the Halo series! Aren't you excited? I'm excited. It's exclusive for Xbox only. Well the game is Halo ODST. ODST means Orbital Drop Shock Trooper, yes you're not Master Chief anymore. You're one of those guys who fall from the sky in a pod and lands in to kill some Covenant ass. It's coming this fall 2009. The trailer's in the link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWKjXkJVRWk



And yeah, forgot about the movie. The movie is confusing, unreliable dates and trailers. I don't know yet when it will come. But estimate is 2009 to 2012. Whether it would come or not, fans like me are anticipating a big clash in the movie and gaming industry. Please pray that it would come :)

And no, I don't have a gamertag. There isn't XboxLive in the Philippines. I hope there would be so we could play wiht people from around the world. Goodbye for now.

Parteeeh..!!

Hey, Dominic, that was a nice party man! Sorry if I came 4 hours early :)) At least we finished Halo. In easy =)) YEAH! Many if us there had fun(except one yata)! Yeah, ulit na lang tayo sa 24! :D People that attended Dominic's party, ulit tayo? :)) TEEBAG SI ABELARDO!!! =)) At NOOB SI STEPHEN!!! :)))))))))

Yo, OLMC, punta kayo sa 24, sa may alam kung anong oras pupunta, pakisabi naman sa amin kasi hindi namin alam. O ano? Punta Gateway ulit o sa bahay ni Dominic? Sabay na lang tayo sa mga pupunta (tulad ko). Sabihin niyo ha!

Please go at March -


And yeah Carlo at Abelardo, I am the Juggernaut you female dogs!!!! :)

Alam ko walang kwenta ang picture sa taas, pero may nakasulat na 24 kaya pwede na rin. And no, I don't watch that.

Graduation.

Hello guys, hell yah! I just graduated! And I'm so happy. And also I got the pack for the Halo books. I'm reading it now. Now it's summer, and I've got nothing to do. Hey, classmates, if you're reading this please don't forget to go to Dominic's party tomorrow. It will start at 2:00 P.M. I can't blog anymore stuff. I'll just update you guys on things. And if you're having a party in 21 too, don't forget to invite me. LOL goodbye OLMC. Kita-kita na lang sa March 24 :)

Off to go Warthog Training.

Party after Graduation.

Yo guys, I just came back home. We went to Dominic's house with Abelardo and Carlo. We played Xbox and watched Arby 'n' the Chief. It was quite fun.

And yeah, Dominic's having a party on March 21. Hope you guys come! Xbox till the night! YEAH! Well, we're graduating tomorrow, and I want you guys to make the seconds last. No second, no minute, and no hour will be wasted for our limited bonding time. I love OLMC and all my friends. I hope we still see each other in the next school year.

Yeah, don't forget to call me when you guys are having a party, I'll surely come. My telephone number is 437-8370. I'll infrom you guys if I'll buy a cellphone . Keep in touch.

We have lost great friends, but gained new ones.

Remember, our goal is for the greater good.


May the force be with youuuuuu....!!!! :)

Contacts.

This post is not updated. Do not ask why.

Sorry, I forgot to put contacts on my last post. So if you're wondering what are the telephone numbers of some of our friends, well, Imma gonna put it here.

So like, these are the only ones I remember and/or wrote -

Carlos-7240344
Dominic-4319395/9281247
Carlo-7264802
Martin-3832113
Karl-4227605
Francis-9130470
Joshua-4157285
Ramon-7995160
Faith-4126437
Plender-5845490
Stephen-7002840
Darren-3849289
Ashlynn-4112418
Hera-7091718/09065479633
Abelardo-4108902
Yours truly- 4378370

Yeah, sana tawagan niyo ako! LOL! bai bai

Sabihin niyo lang yung number niyo sa akin at ilalagay ko dito
BAI BAI!!! AHOOOOOOOOOOO..!!!!
We're HOMIES FOR LIFE..!!!

Summer!

So guys, guess what? It's SUMMER!! And if you've got nothing to do, well here are some great activities to do while summer.

First is, well it's swimming and going to beaches. Most of the people in summer go to beaches and swim, but for those who are stuck in home, you can always use your Xbox, Plastation, or even your damn Wii. And yeah, I'm gettin' an Xbox...!!!! :)

Second is, of course, going to malls. People often go to malls to shop, dine, and have some fun! But they also spend their money there. Clothing, food, gadgets, etc. But don't forget to invite your friends to have a Barkada Trip. It's always fun being with friends.

Next is, hell right, the thing you're using right now. That computer of yours. You can do many things with that; Blogging, watching videos, listening to music, playing internet games. This machine is a wonder all in one. So don't waste a minute. If you're hobby is playing games, go buy PC games. If your hobby is music, hell get some music. But don't forget to watch from Youtube. I always watch machinimas. It's a hobby now, I will put some there so you can watch it.

Machinima's I like :
Arby 'n' the Chief
Civil Protection
Phil
Spriggs
Freeman's Mind
Dude Where's My Mount?
Hard Justice
Androids
Red Vs. Blue : Blood Gulch Chronicles
Red Vs. Blue : Reconstruction
Red Vs. Blue : Relocation
Red Vs. Blue : Recovery One
The Forgotten Spartans
The First Spartan
Chuck Norris in Oblivion
Machine~Cinema
Meet Max
Halo 3 Society
A puppy in Halo 3
The Plasma Pistol Project
SSN
Anti-Drug ad?
1337
Niko's Everyday Life
Warthog Training
You can't do that in Halo
The Bag Boy
Robot Halo Chicken
The Strangerhood
Side-lined
Conflicted
Counter Strike for Kids
Gears no More
It's a Wonderful Live
Portal: A day in the life of a turret
Four Friends
Gears of Gore
The COG life
Resist
Digital Ph33r's guide to Making Halo 3 Machinima
Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5
Leprechauns
Gman Squad
SSN
Matchmaking
and many, many more.





Farewell to a class that never said goodbye.

Goodbye OLMC, never ever forget about our wonderful class and our wonderful friends. Do not let go of our precious memories, and I hope eveyone would be the same good old people they were. Take care always, and always contact me if you guys can. I will never forget about you guys. Dun wurry guyz, its k'. And if you're gonna ask me where I'm going for highschool, well, I can't say. Take care, I love OLMC till the end. Carmelites!!! What is your profession!? AHOOOO AHOOO AHOOO...!!! Bigayan na ng POWER KICKS..!!! LOL. bai bai.

- Dane :D

Like, MOVIIIIIIEEEZZZZ...!!!!

Helo guuyzzzz..!!! I are here to entertain. Sorry for not updating my blogs guys. But I'm here because I'm making a long one to keep track of lost time. So this time I'm reviewing movies. Currently Watchmen, Jonas Brothers in 3D, and Taken.

First is Watchmen, but I can't review it because I couldn't even get in the cinema because it's damn R13!!!!!! So I needed my damn I.D. but I forgot, I LOST IT..!!!!! That's why i hadn't had the chance to watch it.



Now for the JB in 3D. Now, for my sisters it was a good movie. But for me, judging from the poor domestic income and the harsh comments from critics (such as myself). I could say it was the gayest shit I have ever seen since The Naked Brothers Band (which are not really brothers). I mean no offense, I am simply implying what I think of the movie.


Now for Taken, it was a good movie. Action, Adventure, a little drama, and comedy for some reason. A normal quiet scene quickly erupts into an action scene, I love those part. I hope you watch it, a great movie. The best among the three (excluding watchmen since I haven't watch it yet).



Please watch these movies. Now for my rating
Watchmen - unconditional
Jonas Brothers - 6/10
Taken - 10/10

Press 1 for idiotic mode, 2 for pizza hut.

Hello, hi, slight chances of rain. My name is- please insert name here-
Nah, I'm just kiddin'. The name's Dane, not a girl and not a whore.
As you can see this is my first blog, well, since I created a new one. I forgot the password! Got a problem with that!?

I'm currently watching Red Alert 3 and StarCraft 2 videos.
I just came from Bohol, yeah, had my vacish there. Those two weeks were great.
Let me tell you the horrific happenings.

Right, we were in the boat going to Cebu (We're Via Cebu). Then we moved. The scary part was that the boat always bumped with the waves making a large racket and you can't sleep because you're afraid when you wake up you're gonna drown.

That's just the half of it, but there were also good times.

When we arrived we were quickly picked up by TitoBerto (my nick name for him), thanks TitoBerts! :)

So, we went to church then went to SM City Cebu, it's kinda nice now :P
We ate, then we met up with relatives, mainly: Ate Kenn, Kuya Karl, girlfriend ni kuya Karl na di ko kilala, baby nila, at mommy nila ate Kenn at Kuya Karl na hindi ko pa rin kilala.

Ang saya, sobra.

Next, diyan nangyari ang panget. Umalis na kami at nag-bye na sa kanila. Pumunta na nang Mactan-Cebu Airport. P-ta! ang bagal ng CHECK IN!!!! Pero nakapasok naman kami ng maayos na wala pang nasugatan. Doon, sa mga TV ng airport, pagasa! My fave show, Mythbusters was on!! Sigawan naman ako! xD YEHEY! WHEE! I STILL HATE JOLLIBEE!



Sa plane ako natakot talaga, pagpasok ko na takot na takot na talaga ako! Kasi, bago pa lang ang Airline na ito at parang hi-nijack lang yata ang mga eroplano para makagawa ng pera.
Palipad na biglang nag off lahat! P*ta! Natakot na talaga ako! Shet!

Nakadating naman kami sa Manila ng buhay (yata)

Hay, nakakapagod, bukas na lang ako magblo-blog ulit. \
SHEE YAH! :)






Edit: Sorry if this blog is...err....stupid. It's because this is my first blog, so shut up. And my other blogs are stupid too.